The Discovery of the GAS Mercy

[Drexia Locke]

Drexia chuckled softy at the words of the captain. “Who exactly has tried to show interest in someone else and what gave you the idea that I would be attempting to assault you with my hydrospanner? There are no threats from me.” She holds her hands up in a a fashion that is almost saying ‘I surrender’ and takes a step back so she casually lean against the wall behind her. She listens from there on out, not sure how exactly all of this affects her but she mulls it all over as she listens to the information and the way her new companions respond to it.

If he had said anything else after his talk of a diner, the mechanic might have just tuned it all out. “Food sounds great but I had no clue there was plans for some sort of sex party after we ate.” All this sexual tension and stuff the captain kept bringing up casually was tucking her the wrong way, honestly. They all just woke up from 700 years in stasis but if there was actually sexual tension afoot she didn’t sense it at all.

 

[Gatz Duolingo]

Gatz tried to keep the exasperated look from crossing his face, he really did, but it was impossible. Seven hundred years, and these guys just couldn't take a joke. Well, most of them couldn't. Rika understood; she was cool. The rest of the group, however, had a bunch of sticks shoved up their rears. There was the scruffy Jedi Master who though he was trying to roofie them, the Sith that actually understood nothing, the mechanic that literally didn't have a humorous bone in her body, and then the leather skinned Jedi Knight with the devious smirk.

Gatz made sure to fix Corbin with a hardened stare. If the man wanted to try something, let him. Gatz knew how to kill a Jedi.

"Ah for kriff's sake- those seven hundred years did wonders to your funny bones, didn't it?" Gatz questioned, with a sigh, "look, you guys outnumber us five to two, so it would be pretty darn dumb of me to try and drug you with food."

Gatz shook his head and looked at [member="Rika Hassan"], "especially since I'm pretty sure she's a life-like droid, and therefore doesn't eat. You three are fine," Gatz pointed at [member="Seki Otara"], [member="Cassus D'Kai"], and [member="Drexia Locke"], before turning to rest his glare on [member="Corbin Jorkul"] once more, "but don't think for a second that I missed that smirk of yours buddy. I may not carry a lightsaber, but I am one with the Force, and if you try to hurt anyone on this ship, me, your companions, or otherwise, I will throw you out the airlock without a second thought."

Gatz was already done with the distrusting glares and subtext that had just spawned, and the less mature of the two Jedi had really started to rub him the wrong way.

"Now, can the seven of us- not you Arfour, you stay here- no, you have to watch the ship you bucket of bolts! I don't want a repeat of Dantooine! -So, food? You guys are probably starving."

And without waiting on an answer, Gatz spun on his heel and walked back towards the cockpit, hoping [member="Ay Ge"] could take things from here.

 

[Ay Ge]

Ay was slightly confused on what Gatz said about sexual tension, from what she could see and feel none of the current guest had an over abundance of pheromone coming of them indicating that they where looking for a mate. Then again humans where different to animals, or did Gatz mean it as a joke, needless to say Ay was not the most humorous person around, even if she could understand the basic behind comedy.

What ever the case it seemed everyone could agree on going to Coruscant for food despite eveyone making some quip comment aimed at Gatz. Topefully though they would not be pulled aside for having a unregistered Jedi on broad, with the war peaking up and all they would be hard press getting through security on one of the galaxies major core worlds, regardless if they where so called 'Jedi'. She stood idly by until Gatz left, giving her the, 'your in charge look' while making his way back to the cockpit, they'd been attached to this derelict craft for long enough.

"Statement, I believe that sleeping arrangement are in order before we proceed, but I will attempt to answer any futher question you have previously posed or want to ask", Ay turned to [member="Seki Otara"] first about her question on an orgy-party, "Answer, Orgy-party, noun, a wild party characterized by excessive drinking and indiscriminate sexual activity, usually involves 6 or more participant, does that answer your question"? She turned back addressing the entire group, "Before we proceed any further introduction are in order so I may allocate a face to your unit designation, you may call me Ay Ge".

[member="Cassus D'Kai"] l [member="Seki Otara"] l [member="Rika Hassan"] l [member="Corbin Jorkul"]

 

[Ay Ge]

(OOC okay I'm back)