The Next PlayHutt Girl!

[HK-36]

[member="Amari Vessia"],

I'll only do it at the wish of my one true Mistress,


[member="Fabula Cavataio"]


Or optionally [member="Siobhan Kerrigan"]

 

[Smeg]

Noting the lovely comments that [member="HK-36"] made, Smeg organises another photoshoot between Dav'id Atten'Vodka and himself, under the pretense that the galaxy has taken great interest in his beautiful curves and kingly presence.

A mysterious envelope arrives for the droid aligned to the righteous path, it smells of bantha burgers and toenail clippings (which ultimately doesn't matter unless the droid has smell receptors installed). Inside the envelope is as follows:

 

[Nixia Wulfbane]

What the heck am I reading and where do I sign on for the Crazy Train that has become of this Playhutt pageant thing lmao?

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Silara Vantai"]

You wound me with your cold words Sith lady

 

[Ellie Mors]

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]
When you're as heartless as me, all you feel is the cold.

 

[Smeg]

[member="Silara Vantai"]

Let'z Smeg lovez you.

 

[Ellie Mors]

[member="Smeg"]
Ever since we fought together on Teta, I have always loved you. :wub:

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Silara Vantai"]

We can't compete Smeg! Just look at that chest! Look at it!

 

[Ellie Mors]

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

 

[Smeg]

[member="Silara Vantai"]

Gurl, I'll be your servant if you'd like. Need something to do IC. :3

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Silara Vantai"]

*looks down at inferior breast department*God Dammit!!

 

[Jonathon Patches]

*possess rare HK photos from an early PlayDroids issue...*


I believe it was titled, "Leave your troubles and your tin at the door..."

Spoiler

I may have a few more in my possession...

 

[HK-36]

The picture of my naked forearm does remind me,

I had a few nude pictures of [member="Delila Castillon"] from a mishap at some zombie filled swamps,


But instead of selling them to magazine I've done the real charity,

I made them into a statue and released it into space for all cosmos to see

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Ugh... you're such a droid sometimes.

 

[Cryax Bane]

As the new President of the Red Ravens Criminal Syndicate I'd like to formally wish all the ladies the best of luck! Especially [member="Smeg"]

I'd also like to extend to the winner an invitation to a private party on my Galaxy One luxury starship in order to discuss future endorsement deals as well as lucrative appearances at the Dragon Palace Casino. With Tenloss making a fair cut if they choose to do business with us again.

[member="Popo"]

 

[400]

Look at all these gurls trying so hard, They sleep with Popo if they knew it give them the win.

*DOESNT NEED BIG BREASTS*

 

[Darth Metus]

On a scale of one to even...

I can't.

 

[Leilani Paaie]

While it is difficult to compete with one as talented as Smeg I'd like to add my name to the mix

 

[Corvus Raaf]

 

[Jynnan Tonnyx]

[member="Leilani Paaie"]

Now I'm going to look at that magazine...