The One Sentence Story

[Hadraas]

Such was tradition

 

[Avicus DuSang]

But then, the Liberal Atheists conducted a Base Delta Zero on Kashyyk.

 

[Hadraas]

With Trandoshans

 

[Avicus DuSang]

It was known as the most horrific Life Day since before the fall of the Galactic Empire.

 

[EmKay]

And so the echoes of the destruction radiated through the Force and called forth a wave of True Sith from beyond the galaxy.

 

[Avicus DuSang]

These True Sith had legions of robot ninjas that could spit hellfire, and they wielded cortosis weave chainsaw nunchaku.

 

[Quizb Dahk]

A forty-foot tall firebreathing teletubby with a cast iron foam finger attacked the droids.

 

[Saffron]

And then the droids began to dance.

 

[Quizb Dahk]

The teletubby killed them anyway, then did a life day dance.

 

[Robb Killian]

One day it began, and then it ended.

 

[Quizb Dahk]

And then a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater came.

 

[Akanias]

Suddenly, Barney folded space around the one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater into a star.

 

[rain21199]

The star then became a wormhole.

 

[Onrai]

Which allowed in people from the Star Trek universe, a horrific slight on the universe as such.

 

[Gavin XIII]

Uhura still had her 80s afro.

 

[EmKay]

And Sulu had finally come out of the closet.

 

[Doctor Azure]

And Bones finally got some tail...

 

[Darth Armyss]

And then the network executives said "f*** this s***" and demanded a reboot.

 

[EmKay]

So they made a reboot as an animated series with all of the Star Wars stereotypes, none of the Star Trek cameos, and lots more cowbell.

 

[Darth Armyss]

Directed by M.Night Shyamalin, and starring Shia LeBouf, Nikki Minaj and Nicholas Cage.