The One Sentence Story

[EmKay]

As soon as Shia was mentioned, the ratings plummeted so they tried Justin Bieber's acting skills, since he clearly can't sing.

 

[Mrrew]

A bounty was placed on Justin Beiber's head.

 

[EmKay]

Many came.

 

[Mrrew]

Including Chenawwa the force sensitive Wookiee vapaad master bounty hunter.

 

[Arabella Darkhold]

Who was being followed by a rancor with wings.

 

[EmKay]

The rancor couldn't fly, of course. The wings were a mutation caused by too much Dark Side radiation.

 

[Xall Zadron]

Because Qordis came back to life and dropped the thought bomb on Dathomir.

 

[Aven Blanc]

Thank whatever gods you pray to.

 

[Xall Zadron]

And eat a taco sandwich.

 

[EmKay]

Since Dathomir had become a mutant hive, nobody saw any purpose in it and built the DDS, or Dathomir Death Star.

 

[Doctor Azure]

Which then fired a chubby Korean guy who looked like he was riding a horse.

 

[Ravi Savak]

An Exogorth ate him.

 

[Yetari Sellix]

And inside its body was a small village of other people who suffered the same fate.

 

[Ravi Savak]

Jonah, the chief of said village, decided to command the exogorth to eat the DDS.

 

[Sheff Zee]

The DDS crushed the exogorth without hesitation.

 

[Mrrew]

Jonah turned out to be the most powerful sith lord of another dimension, and casted a force wormhole in the center of the DDS.

 

[Sheff Zee]

The DDS, whatever that is, absorbed the force wormhole and then proceeded to consume Jonah.

 

[Ravi Savak]

Jonah channeled the dark side of the force around him, as the Dathomiri death star tried to consume him, raising his hands to create massive plumes of darkside energy to wrap around the space station.

 

[Sheff Zee]

The space station consumed the power of the dark side and was only empowered due to the exchange and consumed jonah again.