The Toydarian and Loopy Lepi War

[Aithne Charr]

There was once a planet, far in a distant Galaxy where nerds and people with little lives gathered to write about a fictional world none of them would experience. Inside that world though there was yet another planet of no name and no life on it except for two great armies, both wanting the other wiped out and their own nationalism and greatness beyond the limits of their own minds... thus the war between the Toydarians and the Loopies began.

OOC:

Non-canon thread of massacres and deaths, Have fun in the greatest war to ever come to this galaxy.

 

[Carliah Dakrone]

DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!!!" Lilythe cried as she launched into battle, bow in hand, firing blast of plasma energy left and right. She would not stand for those fucking Loopies any more. The red bastards had been a plague on this planet and she would stop at nothing to see every last one of them wiped from existence.

 

[Mrrew]

Mrrew appeared on a nearby hill over the battle, riding a red-furred rabbit roughly the size of a semi truck. Hundreds of Lepis marched in rows behind him, carrying personal canons and plenty of carrots for ammo.

"DEATH TO THE TOYDARIANS!"

Soon a deadly hail of carrots decsended on the enemy.

 

[Aithne Charr]

Solan stood upon the back of his giant Macho Man Randy Savage Dragon, eyes Blue as the Darkside supported the Toydarian cause of course, i mean why would the Darkside ever support that of the Loopies.

Then his eyes focused upon the Rain of carrots. "INFIDELS, YOU DESECRATE THIS WORLD WITH YOUR LOOPY WEAPONS." He waved his hand as the army of Smurfs that sided with the just side that were the Toydarian cause. After all, these Lepi's were a blight upon their very existence.

[member="Mrrew"] [member="Lilythe"]

 

[Onrai]

It was at this moment that Circe managed to, for a single solitary second, wield an immense amount of power. With this power, she destroyed the entire universe by meshing all the black holes in the universe into one giant, universe-destroying one - the Omega Point.

And thus SWRP ended. The many RPers went their separate ways. A horde went to go and burn TGC to the ground, and the followers of CeeI trembled in fear.

 

[Lurcano Car'dann]

"FIRE!"​

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The Lepi war cries can be heard above the dim clamor of the battle. Crowds of Red and Blue crash against each other; locked in a battle to the death. Laser cannons fire off into the Toydarian lines, blasting them into smitherines. The Lepi horde charges forward, sure that VIKTOREH! is at hand! As the Lepi cavalry arrives over the hill, they come crashing down in to the back lines of the Toydarian archers. Meanwhile the glorious Lurcano Car'dann; leader of the Lepi cause charges forward in the vanguard. Naked, covered in red paint to show his patriotism for the Lepi cause. They charge straight into the horrific demon who went under the alias of Macho Man Randy Savage, stabbing at his feet and attempting to take the glorious man down. All the while chanting.​

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VIKTOREH!​

VIKTOREH!​

VIKTOREH!​

VIKTOREH!​

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[member="Mrrew"] [member="Lilythe"] [member="Solan Charr"]​

 

[Mrrew]

Mrrew smiled from his perch on top of the massive red rabbit he had named Clifford. Smurfs? That was their plan? The Lepis already had an ally far greater then them... A creature born of the Darkside, something too powerful for any mortal to combat...

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"RELEASE THE WERERABBIT!" ​

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[Aithne Charr]

[member="Enigma"]

Except, the Loopy/Toydarian planet, consumed in war survived.

 

[Sabena Shai]

NotDaella prepared the Loopy Lepi's secret weapon. She did so in secret. And she did so in order to whip out that weapon in a few pages and cause a bunch of Toydarians to ragequit - if not the board, then at least this thread and their factions.

NotDaella also prepared for her inevitable reveal of being a Toydarian scumbag. April Fools on that. Lepi 4 Life

 

[Onrai]

[member="Solan Charr"]

Then the stupid planet exploded, and the site crashed due to a code leak that spread all of [member="Tefka"]'s work across the web. They say he still lurks in the undernet, searching for bug frags so he can rebuild SWRP twice as strong.

 

[Lief]

KOBE THE FORMERLY RED TOYDARIAN TURNED LOOPY LEPI -- ALCHEMY B*TCHES! - DROPS!

Throws grenades in every-which direction, causing general havoc and massacre.

"Screw you all, my heritage was lost to me!" he cried, lamenting the loss of his Toydarian heritages.

"You will all pay! Especially the Loopy Lepi!"

 

[Captain Jordan]

Captain Jordan checked the map display on his spacecraft. The node was aligned, his engines were primed and he was almost at the burn time. In...

5...
4...
3...
2...

The engines flared to life a second early. Just another day in the Kerbal Space Program. The rocket lurched forward, plumes of orange, blue and red flames blasting forth from far behind his behind. The rocket shook as it bounced against the planet's thin atmosphere, but Captain Jordan wasn't worried. No harm would come to him in this version of his existence.

"etnanoiserpmi!" The green form of Captain Jordan squealed as the rocket careened downwards at full force, rocketing straight for the masses of amassed red troops known as the dastardly Loopy Lepis.

Well, it was straight. Somehow, where Captain Jordan had pointed and where the rocket went were two different things. With all his might, he veered the rocket at a sharp angle, hoping to close the distance between his current vector and the target. The ground grew closer.

Closer.

CLOSER.

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A few miles away from the battle, a small explosion could be seen as a small object smashed into the ground at several times the speed of sound. All in all, a few square meters of grass were destroyed.

 

[Taeli Raaf]

[member="Solan Charr"] @Mrrew @Lilythe

Taeli scowled as she looked over this army of little blue people. She wondered what they tasted like as she stroked a seemingly normal rabbit held in her arms.

"Don't worry, Mr. Fluffypants, we shall destroy all of them for the glorious cause of Lepis everywhere. Go forth and devour them!"

Releasing the rabbit out, she smiled evilly for once as she let her newest experiment go forth.

The rabbit would sit on the battlefield for a moment, before. . .

The horror was unleashed!

 

[Onrai]

And the planet would be destroyed again, and again, and again, and all on it would burn.

#Noregrets

 

[Carliah Dakrone]

Lilythe began firing her shots faster, taking down many of the lepi generals. After a few moments though she realized that her powers weren't strong enough. She grasped a small scepter like object from her pocket. She held it high in the air while chanting,"The Guardian of Fire and Passion Sailor Mars! You will refrain from underestimating women! And with Mars Power, you will burn! These high-heeled legs will deliver your punishment!" As she transformed into

(([member="Enigma"], seriously, if you don't like the April Fools day joke, just leave the thread. Don't be a jerk and ruin everyone else's fun because you're lame))

Sailor Mars!!!​

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[member="Mrrew"] [member="Lurcano Car'dann"] [member="Enigma"] @Solan Charr​

 

[Mrrew]

Suddenly, [member="Enigma"]'s negativity created it's own black hole, sucking her and all remnants of her world-destroying power off to the Netherworld, where she will play checkers with Akala for eternity. A very large Lepi named Bob guards the only portal back.

Meanwhile The Wererabbit trampled through Toydarian troops, his sheer power and strength complimenting Mr. Fluffypants' agility and speed perfectly to wipe out enemy forces.

The war was going well.

 

[Aithne Charr]

[member="Darth Arcanix"] [member="Captain Jordan"] [member="Kobe Seren"] [member="Sabena Shai"] [member="Mrrew"] [member="Lurcano Car'dann"] [member="Lilythe"]

It was then, that Solan saw the armies of the Loopy Lepi's forming up and attacking with a Wererabbit and Mr Fluffypants, his eyes staring until finally he called upon a creature so terrifying that its color was changed to fit the fact that it required to be the color of the Toydarian cause.

Thus the Blue Mr Popo ignored all of Enigma's futile attempts to stop this war and joined the Randy Savage Dragon, the two of them summoning up hellspawns such as the great Navi from the world of pandora and even Mystique herself who kicked so much ass that her Sun Nightcrawler joined the fray.

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[Onrai]

[member="Lilythe"]

And immediately after, she blew up.

[member="Mrrew"]

The black hole also wiped out the Netherworld ending, the result being that Akala merged the universes. Mrrew had turned into a sculpture of himself made out of shrimp.

[member="Solan Charr"]

Using Akala's power, Circe destroyed time and space, meaning Solan was frozen 5ever.

 

[Mrrew]

Mrrew gasped as he saw the armies of Na'vi and Blue Mr. Popo march into battle,q uickly followed by two blue mutants. They had summoned more allies then he had thought... Not that it mattered. While the Wererabbit and Mr Fluffypants provided distraction, the Lepi's air support arrived.

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A moment after the flying sleigh swoopped low over the Toydarian forces, dropping exploding presents that shot red dye at the enemy forces, a huge humanoid wrapped in red furs jumped from the sky, slicing two Toydarian generals into fillets.

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Edit: And a moment later, the power of Akala merging turned Mrrew into shrimp... However, the sheer badassery of the nearby russian santa with twin swords suddenly reversed the magic, turning [member="Enigma"] into small crab that couldn't stop singing 'Under the Sea, and restoring the universe.​

 

[Strider Garon]

The hound of keldabe walked on to the field of battle in this fake time and fake world for only one thing "TRUE LOVE". Such has evaded him for decades and only belonged to one woman. She was cruel, always turning him down or running away every-time the got close. Yes, it was always her that ran away for Strider had never gone missing, like ever. She probably has just as many kids as he did and if she said yes to his up coming proposal, as if she had a choice in the matter, they would be the Beardsleys of this galaxy.

"PETRA!!!! MY LOVE WHERE ARE YOU?" His voice was like thunder echoing across the field of war.