The Toydarian and Loopy Lepi War

[Onrai]

[member="Mrrew"]

Being that Akala was made by Tef, the site god, her magic only turned CIrce into a crab for a brief second before she ascended to daemonhood as a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh.

Wait, wrong fandom.

She then blew Mrrew up and mounted his remains on a mannequin. Because why not?

 

[Carliah Dakrone]

Sailor Mars, AKA Lilythe had also been recentaly dabbling in the art of summoning. She spun her bow in a very elaborate pattern allowing her to summon none other than...

Bahamut​

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The large dragon like creature unleashed a megaflare that disintegrated all the poor Lepi's caught in it's path. Too finish the job Lilythe summoned another creature. The great​

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Shiva!!!​

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who used her diamond dust overdrive to further decimate the enemy. [member="Solan Charr"] @Mrrew @Darth Arcanix [member="Captain Jordan"] [member="Kobe Seren"]​

 

[Mrrew]

[member="Enigma"] - But as she attempted to merge fandoms in the sacred territory of TefGod, universes merged suddenly,allowing thousands of keyblade-wielding demigods to rain from the sky, making short work of Enigma, who was actually participating in the April Fools Joke by replying to this thread. The keyblade warriors laughed at the irony.

Oh, and Jafar appeared out of smoke to instantly restore Mrrew to normal.

 

[Onrai]

[member="Mrrew"] The combination of fandoms grew as the heresy that was Star Trek got involved. Then there was a lot of hot Orion slave girls.

Then came the Battlestar cylons.

Then came the Stargate, which Circe came out of unharmed before vaporizing Mrrew with a meltagun.

 

[Petra Cavataio]

Bounces around the fire, doing her witchy thing. Yeah, witchy thing since it's all pg-12.5 here. She heard the call of the bunny mando lord and thought it was time to make peace for her blue people.

"I'M BUSY!!! JUST WAIT!!! [member="Strider Garon"]"

 

[Mrrew]

As the Sailor Toydarian began summoning monsters from other worlds, the rift in which the blue mutants Mystique and Nightcrawler came through stirred... And another creature sided with the Lepis stepped through.

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The towering behemoth let out a thundering roar, shaking the very ground beneath their feet, before smashing through the Toydarian ranks.​

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Edit: Oh, and it turns out Mrrew's a time lord. He quickly regenerated from [member="Enigma"]'s vaporization.​

 

[Taeli Raaf]

[member="Solan Charr"] [member="Mrrew"]

It must be done, she thought, they needed to call in the second division of their army, one commanded by a feared air and ground commander.

"Summon him forth," she said into her comlink, looking to the west now.

"Roll the barrels!" he yelled, and the newly arrived army would launch barrels to roll, behind rolling barrels to flatten the enemy.

 

[Azrael]

The Mandalorian Lepi​

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Picking off the wings of Toydarians since 407 ABY​

 

[Onrai]

Then came Waspinator.

Why?

Because

 

[Moses Odom]

Moses Odom looked around him at the ranks of approaching Toydarians. He felt something within himself grow rapidly, and suddenly he realized: he was Pepe the frog.

He sucked air into his lungs and bellowed a sound that shook the very ground and made men and women alike ovulate with its sheer power:

 

[Onrai]

IT'S SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON

 

[Aithne Charr]

The armies of darkness that were the Loopies were all powerful indeed but there was the issue that the Toydarian's had power beyond these insignificant bugs would now learn not to oppose. First the Toydarians called forth the creature that was an army of Blue colored Lobsters that charged out of a sudden sea that came from no where.

Leading them was the man known as Ronin, a creature with immense power that knew of the Toydarian's righteous cause and how the blueness of the toydarian people was the better one. His hammer slamming into the rolling barrels that [member="Darth Arcanix"]'s ally sent forth.

With him though came a creature that was immortal and faster than anything else, other than yet another ally of the Toydarians, the Roadrunner and Sonic appearing and attacking the bunny monster known as Mr. Fluffypants, too fast for even that demon bunny. [member="Mrrew"]

 

[Moses Odom]

"I AM PEPE YOU SWINE", Pepe bellowed. But suddenly, things didn't feel so good (man). Things were feeling bad (man). He felt his skin turn dark and a sea of muthafuckas swell up inside him. She was right. He was Samuel L. Muthafuckin Jackson, and by extension, Nicholas J. Fury.

And there was one things Nicholas J. Fury knew how to do.



"AVENGERRS ASSSSEMBLE!!" he yelled, quietly muttering "muthafucka" under his breath

 

[Strider Garon]

[member="Petra Cavataio"]

Strider's heart lifted high as he heard his betrothed's voice then sank just as fast as she told him to wait. He pouted, and there was a slight tear. Was not the romantic moment he was looking for. For in Strider's real life such was noting to be possible, but here and now this was the best shot he was going to get. Buck up you pussy, he snarled to himself. Show her who the boss is.

"DAMNIT WOMAN GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE!"

 

[Mrrew]

Mrrew frowned from his perch upon Clifford the Great Rabbit. The Wererabbit and Red Hulk were engaged with Ronin and the blue lobster swarm... Mr Fluffykins was busy fending off the hedgehog, while the road runner ran around pecking at Lepis. The road runner had reminded him of another ally he had been waiting to summon... The Toydarians would stand no chance.

[member="Solan Charr"] felt a tap on his shoulder.

Spoiler

 

[Onrai]

Then Circe jumped up and down for the lulz,causing massive earthquakes that crushed al in their way.

RICHTER SCALE JIGGLE ACTIVATE

 

[Condor]

Condor was minding his own business when Sanic and the Roadrunner ran by him, leaving dust everywhere. They were the fastest duo in the galaxy, or so they thought. Because Condor had some tricks up his sleeve.

First, he summoned the fastest land runner known to man: Speedy Gonzales

Then he plugged in his Wii and summoned the man himself: Captain Falcon

But there was one thing none of these speedsters could outrun: THEIR FEELS

 

[Taeli Raaf]

[member="Solan Charr"]

Taeli would call another famous being who had sided with the glorious cause of the Lepis, one who had been successful in his own right and he would arrive in style.

Ronin was charging along with his lobsters when. . .

and he had not come without firepower, for they would need everything their arsenal to destroy the hated Toydarians.

From the skies above, a destructive force, summoned by the man known as . . . Mario, would rain down upon the hated enemy.

 

[Moses Odom]

Little did he know, Moses Odom/Samuel L. Mothafuckin Jackson/ Nicholas J. Fury had summoned the discount Chinese rip-off Avengers: The Sense of Right Alliance. Thw Potent combo of Spiderman, the Power rangers, the Teenage Mutant ninja Turtles, and Shrek popped into existence all at once and charged towards the enemy
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BNh5cwXCIAEj2xO.jpg:large

 

[Strider Garon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyKI1CHPMNw​