The Toydarian and Loopy Lepi War

[Petra Cavataio]

[member="Strider Garon"]

Goes all dragon like cause if Maleficent can do it, than all witchys should tooo. Breath fire all over the place and swoops down to eat Strider whole. Which made it all the best wedding ever in all times of all places ever ever.

 

[Carliah Dakrone]

Luckily for the Toydarian's quite a few people owed Lilythe/Sailor Mars favors and she called in...

Fuhrer King Bradley​

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Roy Mustang!​

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Riza Hawkeye​

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Maes Hughes​

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Alexander Louis Armstrong​

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And Hughes bored the bullet bill to death by talking about his daughter, while Roy set fire to all in his path. Riza was stationed atop a hill, sniping the lepi generals, Alex was once again sparkling and losing his shirt as he punched apart everything he saw, and Fuhrer King Bradley was slaughtering all with his katanas!​

 

[Strider Garon]

and so has ended the long reign of the hound of keldabe.

 

[Onrai]

And then

There was Lenny

Lenny is love, Lenny is life

 

[Aithne Charr]

[member="Condor"]

Little did Condor know, that Captain Falcon was on the Side of the Toydarians and started attacking the Lepi lines for their red infidelness. This wwas followed by the appearance of the creatures known as Articuno and Lucario from the mystical realm of pokemon. Their bodies coming onto the field where Articuno started freezing the Lepi forces and Lucario blasted them with his aura balls.

What was worse though was the arrival of the mighty KAiju, their giant size only matched by that of robots that no one knew the location of. It was these creatures that stopped the man known as Mario by tearing him apart and eating him before going on to decimate the Lepi forces with their giant size.

[member="Darth Arcanix"] [member="Mrrew"] [member="Lilythe"] [member="Strider Garon"] [member="Moses Odom"]

 

[Petra Cavataio]

[member="Strider Garon"]

And the start of a long reign of The Dragon of East Keldabe

 

[Mrrew]

Mrrew shuddered at the sheer amount of Anime that had just entered the playing field. Though it gave him an idea...

Within minutes, the Toydarian forces found that their leadership was dissipearing- generals and liutenants were flocking around a man that had appeared from behind Lepi lines, giving out free tea to the Toydorians.

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And to anyone that asked, Uncle Iroh proclaimed that No: he was not Anime.​

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[Onrai]

Then came more Lenny faces.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC1xcadNj78

 

[WelshPsych]

Yuroic ran at the Lepi with a fury he did not know he could feel, shouting and waving his weapons of leeks and onions he would make his enemies cry to death!!!

Muahahahahahaha!!!

 

[NPC Units]

[member="Solan Charr"]@Lilythe@Enigma@Sabena Shai[member="Captain Jordan"]

As a Toydarian of epic stomach proportions, Steve waged this war by eating all of the Loopi's droopy weaponry. The war was one of immense importance and one cannot win when a little yellow monster are your gun.

[member="Strider Garon"]@Mrrew@Darth Arcanix[member="Kobe Seren"][member="Lurcano Car'dann"]

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

The war kept going with no clear end in sight. However, since the color blue had made the enemy so foolish, one of the Toydarian forces found and picked up an onion, thus summoning 420 Blazeit Shrek. The Toydarians were all doomed, for no one could escape Shrek, let alone defeat him in battle. No matter how long it took, all Toydarians on the battlefield succumbed to their wounds from getting Shrekt.

[member="Mrrew"] [member="Solan Charr"] [member="Lilythe"]

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

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A strange Turtle showed up in the name of the Loopy Lepis. With an angry shout, he threw himself at the enemy force. However, since he was a scrub noob wanker who forgot to eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew, his anger made him vulnerable and he got his shebs handed to himself.



[member="Mrrew"] [member="Lilythe"] [member="Solan Charr"]

 

[Condor]

It was clear the Lepi's were stomping the bloo skrub toydarians. But stomping was not enough. Condor looked inside himself and found he was not Condor but Eomir. With this newfound knowledge he summoned all of the Rohirrim. However, he was only able to summon 6,000, less than half of what he had hoped for (hehehe)

 

[Malok]

Daritha Watches.

 

[Mrrew]

While armies clashed, heroes fought, Santa claus battled with Sonic the Hedgehog, and Toydarian Generals had tea with Uncle Iroh, Mrrew finally rode his semi-truck sized red rabbit Clifford into battle, swinging a giant carrot around like a club.

"For the Lepis!"​

 

[Glade]

Force pocket technique!

Nato stole a couple of the Toy'darians and put them in her pocket for later.