The worst case scenario game

[Marina DeVoe]

In a brothel line up.


You get a new smart phone.

 

[Dax Perl]

Its the start of Skynet

You save an entire species!

 

[Atara Themis]

...of mutated killer Bee's bent on Human destruction. And they only pollinate orchids.

You learn the true origin of existence.

 

[Nate Phantoms]

And all the beekeepers are dead.

Someone finds your stash of liquor, and mistakes the brandy for dark Apple juice.

 

[Marina DeVoe]

And Child Services takes your niece away that you were entrusted to baby sit.


You get invited to a grand wedding

 

[Vulpesen]

Its an elaborate assassination attempt.

Its your birthday!

 

[Karlie Lynn Destat]

And your hand crystal turns black (Logan's Run)...you are called in for renewal.


You answer the door to your best friend.

 

[Vulpesen]

Just as a bullet goes through their skull.

You get a puppy!

 

[Dax Perl]

Its pretty much a deadly beast like from some bad, low-budget horror film that kills you.

Your significant other takes you out for a date!

 

[Marina DeVoe]

...and forgets his wallet at home again! Grrrr.... :angry:


You order the most expensive dinner on the menu

 

[Vulpesen]

It's been poisoned. Now you're broke and dead.

You order a salad.

 

[Xi Rel]

...only to get a live cocroach in it, vhen you take a bite.

Pissed-of, you throv the salad-bowl in the vaiters face vith full force...

 

[Vulpesen]

You find out the hard way they're a martial arts master...

You learn the force from a powerful master.

 

[Aubrey Landcaster]

Then you remember you can't use the Force at all and realize you wasted time training with them.

You end up in a casino...