The worst case scenario game

[increllable]

But the baby starts crying blood murder again.

You see the waiter approaching with a tray of food.

 

[increllable]

But everything EXCEPT Kryptonite is your weakness.

You walk down the aisle/watch your SO walk down the aisle.

 

[Chance Bonaventure]

And you're watching from outside the ceremony through a window. In the rain.

You finally manage teleportation--!

 

[Ayda Elisantra]

Only that your arms are now your feet and so on...

You punch your hyper-drive.

 

[Adron Malvern]

It exodes.

You just won your first swoop race.

 

[Chance Bonaventure]

But crashed and died bringing it into the garage.

You just found a Sith medallion...

 

[Ayda Elisantra]

But it was a third place bronze... meh.

You lead the charge.

 

[Chance Bonaventure]

Only to trip, fall, and have the charge crush you.

--Crunch--

You see a 100 credit chit on the ground and pick it up...

 

[Ayda Elisantra]

But it is attached to a release button on a thermal detonator buried just below.


You're jay walking on a deserted avenue

 

[increllable]

Your leg breaks. You shouldn't have jay walked.

Someone offers you a flask of something. You're really thirsty.

 

[Lauri Törni]

But it's filled with salt


You need to eat

 

[Chance Bonaventure]

But it lacks flavor. Salt would have helped.

You're in a desert, dying slowly, and see a beautiful mirage of a buffet and rapidly crawl over to eat...

 

[Memes]

The buffet is real, your weak body takes in the rich food too fast, you throw it up and die of starvation on the spot.


You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around and your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him:
Shia LeBeouf.

He's following you, about thirty feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you.

You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face! There's blood EVERYWHERE!

 

[Karlie Lynn Destat]

And you thank the gods that no living witness saw your 44 magnum burst his head apart like a popped water balloon.


You bury the body.

 

[Marina DeVoe]

But owe back taxes with penalties and never see the winnings.


You drive your brand new car off the dealer's lot.

 

[increllable]

But you are not the love of their life.

A puppy runs towards you.

 

[Muad Dib]

It's haunted. But the spirit is madly in love with you and chases off your lover and turns your kids against you. You die stuck in the house as a bitter old person who hates the ghost with the last vestiges of passion you can muster. But when become a ghost you realize you were transported back in time and your loved one moved in with their family. You try to show that you're still there, but you repeat the mistakes of the past.

You're brushing your teeth...

 

[Kylraya]

Someone clips you over the head with it, takes your identification, and runs up a huge debt in your name. You lose your house, and to bail yourself out of jail for fighting the bailiff you pawn it.

Someone presents you with four soft cushions for your chair.

 

[Taiden Keth]

Because the world is a hynocushion, your head is stuffed inside of it.

You just bought a new fridge.

 

[RU-TK1213]

De beep de be do do deed do
(but they delivered a gas range)


Do be de beep de be de de
(you paid your electric bill.....)