The Worst Pickup Lines Ever

[Dread]

Baby when I'm done with you it'll be like your vagnia we be like Alderaan.

 

[Alndys]

I one ate a rotting wookie's leg to stay alive. I GUESS you could say I'm determined.

 

[Hadraas]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugTwbS24ZAQ

 

[Kana Truden]

"Are you a pantry? 'Cause you got some nice cans."

 

[Reserved 6]

We're gonna do a little test...

Now..I'll show you what I already know.

 

[Jericho]

Ey, gurrrrrl! I just pooped my pants, can I get in yours?!

 

[Puta'Nium Theynyn]

I like to suck on decaying flesh and I see some on your neck.

 

[Cyrus Falcor]

Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me... No seriously, can I borrow money, it's laundry day.

 

[Jon Burke]

I may not be the most handsome guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

 

[Melanctha Dallamoor]

I'm not do for a break out for another two days.

 

[Jsc]

I... got nothing.

>.>''

...Sexy Time???

 

[Natasi Fortan]

You date Circe too?

People don't really... date Circe. It's more of a change meeting of genitals.

 

[Natasi Fortan]

Also on topic: the most hilarious one anyone has attempted to use on me is "Do you wash your pants with windex, because I can see myself in them."

 

[Ginnie Dib]

"You're not the hottest girl around, but you'll do."

 

[Dr. Firk]

Me, Tarzan...

*unzips pants*

You, Jane.

 

[Ginnie Dib]

"You're a woman!? What luck! I'm a dude. Let's go."

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

May've been posted considering the crowd but...

Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'

 

[Vulpesen]

I gotta pee... lets continue our conversation in the bathroom. *slyish wink*

 

[Gregory Gray]

Your place or my Mom's?

 

[Samantha Solo]

Heaven sure must be missing you.