The Worst Pickup Lines Ever

[Deio and Dahlia Leafwalker]

Do you believe in heaven? Because when I saw you, i thought I had died.

 

[Lara Zambrano]

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

 

[Alatar Istari]

Hey baby, need someone to rock you to sleep?

 

[Jsc]

*spanks*

...Sup

 

[Claire Organa]

He said: Shake it don't break it wrap it up and I'll take it.

 

[Gareth Yalthik]

Did you drop out of heaven? Because I swear you're an angel!

 

[Connor Harrison]

Hey...you're really, really attractive. You remind me of my mother....wanna go out?

 

[Adrian]

Hey! You with the face. Hey! HEEYYYYY. You're sexy, date me.

 

[Gareth Yalthik]

Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.

 

[Judah Lesan]

Is that a mirror on your belt? Because I see myself in your pants...

 

[Deneve Verd]

Here I am.

Love me.

 

[Judah Lesan]

You wanna do it...

 

[Nefertari Sovint]

You're hotter than a horny Zeltron

 

[Deneve Verd]

Hey baby, my credit score is over 9,000.

Want some stability in your life?

 

[H3xle]

*leans on the bar next to the person*

Have you met...me?

 

[Zik'l]

Hey you! Do you like to have things in you while you're in things at the same time?! THEN FUCK ME ALREADY!

 

[Rahm Jakorr]

Hey baby, will you be my girlfrien? Dont worry, I'll give you the D later.

 

[Vulpesen]

Wow, you're nails look amazing... considering you used them to crawl out of hell.

 

[Darth Ren Malgus]

Come meet my little friend

 

[Julianna Nero]

There's something wrong with your phone.......my number's not in it.