This isn’t where I parked my ship...

[Phalsi Drynchen]

Jonathon Patches I heard glitter...brings a ship full

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Phalsi Drynchen You shouldn’t always believe what you hear. Glitter leaves a trail That never ends. You can’t wash it off, and you are always finding it. Doesn’t bode well for an Information Broker that prefers to work in the shadows... can’t be leaving glittery fingerprints everywhere.

 

[Phalsi Drynchen]

Jonathon Patches
Aww. But its only 19 million kg worth of the galaxies best, ultra fine and luminescent glitter.
Shouldn't be tooooooo noticeable. Specially in rainbow color.
Ill just drop it near you. Just around the building...and the block...and associated city...I'll bill you later.

 

[Ala Quin]

Jonathon Patches - the wisdom of experience speaketh

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Phalsi Drynchen Sure the fine women and gents at the lusty leopard will appreciate your gift far more than I. Already have a third party making arrangements to reroute it to the docking bay of one... looks down at a holopad Gray Messenger? Don’t worry I have taken care of all the details, the fine ladies and gents will be awaiting delivery next week. Just try to keep the stuff away from the exhaust ports and the hyperdrive... glitter is extremely flammable, didn’t you know?

 

[Phalsi Drynchen]

Jonathon Patches
I have a particular set of skills.
Skills I have trained for all of five minutes with.
I will find your underwear drawer.
And I will glitterbomb it.
And maybe be lucky enough to find my ship. If not at least I'll be in good company trying.

Can't wait to see you in the verse.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Phalsi Drynchen Does one need training with a glitter bomb? Is not all glitter just a ticking time bomb? Nevertheless, threatening one’s unmentionables with glitter is punishable with jail time in some sectors. I read that somewhere, no need to check my sources. Calling in bomb threats is definitely against the law in others; I would advise you to leave the glitter bomb at home... no need to escalate things further and have me go by the name Captain sparkle pants.

Ala Quin Of course! Everyone needs to play with glitter at least once in their life. It’s a right of passage... like riding a bantha, playing a hand of sabaac, or ear flicking a Hutt.

 

[Vanya Aklin]

Vanya Aklin I can't help but feel getting closer may be hazardous to ones health... namely mine. Like how close we talking here? Same galaxy? Same system? Sure you can't mean clears throat same planet?

More flirty note, thanks! Good to see you as well.

The same planet? That’s still awfully far away. Why not the same room? Or the same bed?

 

[Jonathon Patches]

The same planet? That’s still awfully far away. Why not the same room? Or the same bed?

Vanya Aklin Like bunk beds? Thunder buddies? See, now you sound well intentioned and even tempting. And whom doesn’t like to be tied up and restrained every now and then? Maybe wake up in the morning with a few scratches. But then you wake up in the morning and go your separate ways.

Witches though, they play for keeps. Those restraints are binding, the scratches are actual markings so others know when a man has been claimed, and at best I am a breeder... at worst, slave labour. These hands are capable of great things... blue collar labour is not one of them. Like I said, tempting... but not certain the juice is worth the squeeze. i Mean the fruit is quite tempting... it’s what happens after taking a bite of the apple...that’s what keeps planets between us. Not certain I am ready for a life of servitude.

 

[Santeria Decuir]

-pokes him with a stick-

 

[Barbie Barnabas]

Hahahaha...
Oh, aherm...sorry. Just couldn't help it, seeing Patches there get prodded like that.

Moving on...moving on...

 

[Kitter Bitters]

Patches is definitely a prodable man

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[Barbie Barnabas]

Oh behave...

 

[Rekha Kaarde]

Welcome back. Jonathon Patches

 

[Barbie Barnabas]

Shoot.. I heard of you.
Don't you run a dive called The Lucky Lady, Rekha Kaarde ?

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Santeria Decuir Ah, a formal Miss Decuir greeting. Much worse things you could poke me with than a stick. Good to see you. Been too long.

Kitter Bitters Thanks Kitter Bitters... if I find a socket needing an appendage, you will be the first I call... you look like you can wield an appendage with the best of them.

Rekha Kaarde Good to see you Miss Kaarde. I see you haven't aged a day.

Barbie Barnabas You stick around long enough, you are likely to see me get prodded a few times over.

 

[Barbie Barnabas]

lol...am I mistaken to believe that you are the kind to prefer some pain with your pleasures?

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Barbie Barnabas More a comment on most peoples desire to poke, slap and/our maim me... usually not in the pleasurable sense.

 

[Jsc]

Jonathon Patches - PATCHES!

...

Tell me a joke.

 

[Rekha Kaarde]

Jonathon Patches only my hair dresser knows the truth



Ooo jokes....why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?






ready....




here it comes..



so it doesn't hang so low!!!!