Dominion TRAA: Ballad of the Bardotta | GA Dominion of Bardotta

[Asmundr Varobalder]

THE VERY CONFUSED WARDEN SUPER GIGA DRILL
JAKKU | JEDI ENCLAVE | REC ROOM
Thalia Senn

"Not again. NEVER AGAIN!"

A punch.

The blast rippled across his breastplate, the gold coating quivering from the expulsion.

For a moment, the Jedi Master looked stunned. He'd truly misunderstood the entire exchange. A genuine attempt to establish camaraderie was plainly suffocated and contorted into something violent.

Very well.

"How amusing. In that case.... "

Plated up like Bardotta, tectonic sprawls of metal gathered over his body and reinforced his height, strength, tenfold. Shink, shink, shink the armour converged and covered him entirely to create a golden, statuesque robot. Universe-sized.

He slid a foot back, a hand extended outward in a beckoning motion.

"One more time, Padawan."

 

[Thalia Senn]

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The enclave shattered around her and she was thrown to the astral plane. This was it. Her final fight against all the things wrong with the Galaxy, NO, the UNIVERSE. Jend-Ro Quill stumbled into the plane along with Kujo and Kaska Arden . All three were battle worn as was Thalia. Dried blood stained her robes and a little dripped from her nose. She sniffed hard and stood tall, her cadre of allies filling around her.

"Padawan Senn, what are we going to do?" Jend-Ro grunted in response.

"Yeah, this one's too big, even for me."

"Its obvious isn't it? We do old you-know-what!" Kaska looked at her, a question on her face.

"Do what?" Thalia gave a knowing smirk.

"What else? Combine!" Their physical forms all began to glow with a cosmic iridescence as their spiral souls flowed into one another. She glowed bright purple, the warriors combined into a Universe of energy, standing toe to toe with the vile Dad Speweing Asmundr. When the Universal being spoke it spoke with a thousand voices.

"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It tells me to defeat you!" The beast roared and swung its arm to the side. "Take this! My love! My hate! And ALL OF MY SORROW!"

The beast's hand began to glow with a purple energy as it yelled out its attack name.

Asmundr Varobalder



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[Dekar Calloglast]

Enclave Heist Movie
Thalia Senn Asmundr Varobalder

The Jedi enclave on Jakku was dusty and dark. Dekar had to be careful not to trip over all the junk laying around. Getting in here had been difficult enough, there was no way he would let some trash hinder his brilliant plan now.

There was a static glow in the room he entered, coming from a holo-TV still on. It illuminated two Jedi, passed out on a couch. A giant man in resplendent golden armour and a short pip-squeak who was probably annoying to deal with, Dekar knew the type.

For a moment he froze, afraid to continue, but then an idea popped into his mind. A sly smile formed and his teeth glinted, just once, in the TV's static glow. He tip-toed over to the two Jedi, and, with great care, deftly lifted the lightsabres from their sleeping forms. Though he was far from done. He eyed the taller Jedi's golden armour, a prize like that couldn't just be left behind.

 

[Asmundr Varobalder]

THE VERY CONFUSED WARDEN SUPER GIGA DRILL HERO
JAKKU | JEDI ENCLAVE | REC ROOM
Thalia Senn | Dekar Calloglast

So much hate. So much love. So much SORROW! So much POWER!

The incoming strike was supercharged beyond measure and travelling at a speed he could only match with unthinking reflexes. He dodged left and repositioned himself for an adequate riposte.

To counter, Asmundr's heel planted and he whipped his fist around to counter the punch and meet the combination of Jedi's attack knuckle-to-knuckle. The instants after that were drowning brilliance of luminescence and mind-bending explosions. Whole galaxies erupted and burst in simultaneous pops and puffs all around them.

 

[Thalia Senn]

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The fist collided with their jaw but at the same time, their fist collided with the evil of all dad jokes. There was a flash and she was back in the Enclave, the holoscreen's light casting the room in a dim white glow. The Totally Real Adventures of Auteme was still playing in the background. She yawned and stretched out on the couch. When she looked to her left her eyes bulged at the near-naked figure of Asmundr.

"W-what?" She didn't say anything more. She took her popcorn and fled to her rooms, unaware that her lightsabers had been taken.
Asmundr Varobalder

 

[Asmundr Varobalder]

THE VERY CONFUSED WARDEN
JAKKU | JEDI ENCLAVE | REC ROOM
Thalia Senn | Dekar Calloglast

Asmundr's body jolted against the sofa. He'd fallen asleep sitting upright, his neck lulled back and shoulders slumped. Hands folded politely in his lap. His fingers unravelled and gripped at air, as if to steady himself as alertness forced its way into his bones.

Slowly he began to understand his surroundings. They were mostly unchanged from when he'd begun to doze off, save for the....remarkable lightness he felt about his person. His helmet remained but everything else he...where he patted, he felt softness instead of metal.

Horror flooded his person, and he gasped! He was left to the skintight armour weave beneath the boastable armour, and he snapped his arms down to conceal the contouring. Dark cheeks flushed rosily and he opened and closed his mouth a few times to speak –– nothing came fast enough before the alarmed Padawan darted away and out of sight.

Mortified and discombobulated, he stared at the screen that continued to play scene after scene of Auteme's Adventures while he made a promise to himself to never return to Jakku.

 

[Auteme]

Takui Spirit of Hope | idk​

"It's pronounced 'Tackle', you bozo, and he's gonna kick your ass! Get 'em, Tickle!" She put another pair of sunglasses on her pair of sunglasses. They seemed to meld together, looking like she was wearing only one pair of sunglasses.

Auteme thrust her hand out. Through the wall of the cathedral burst a small, cylindrical projectile, flying with distinct white-and-red stripes. The keen-eyed viewer (the frame zoomed in for a moment on the side of the thing) might spot a familiar logo on the side of the bucket. KALIDAN FRIED EWOK! She snatched it out of the air, pulled out a nugget that glowed with ethereal power.

"Tinkle, catch!" She yeeted the nugget straight into Turtle's mouth, imbuing him with the power of SUPERIOR EWOK NUGGET (only available for a limited time). The kanji appeared on screen.

"Go get 'em!" She wound up her arm like the cartoon character she was, preparing to launch another nugget -- this one imbued with an overwhelming power -- right at the Archbishop.

 

[Dracken Pryce]

It had been a long time since he had been able to sleep in his own bed but with the way things were going right now...He looked to his left, Ava Cartwright-Pryce snuggled up against him, his arm wrapped around her shoulders. She was fast asleep. He looked to his right to where Gabbie lay, slumped against his side, drool starting to dribble down her cheek. Gav was nestled into his lap, eyes glued to the holoscreen as the strange holoprogram about the fake adventures of Jedi Knight Auteme played. At his feet, rump planted firmly on his slippers was the newest addition to their family, an Erzu pup which they hadn't named yet.

He sighed heavily.

Why did his son like this show so much? It was...

"Such a strange holoprogram," he muttered as he reached for the remote and clicked the display off.

 

[Dekar Calloglast]

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Enclave Heist Movie
Thalia Senn Asmundr Varobalder

Prying the armour off the giant had been less difficult than he first imagined it to be. Whatever was going on, the Jedi was soundly asleep. Not even an accidental elbow to his sides had roused him from his sleep. With all the energy Jedi exerted day-to-day it made sense that their rest periods would be just as intense, or so Dekar figured.

When the last bits of armour were picked off--minus helmet--he scooped it up in a make-shift sack made of his own coat and slinked into the Enclave's corridors.

The armour rattled quietly as he tip-toed. He tried his best to be careful. The hour was late on Jakku, and he doubted the Jedi would welcome a non-Jedi walking through their halls with a load of stolen armour and two lightsabres in tow. Dekar had heard the stories from the Tingel Arm. These Jedi were no one to be messed around with.

Before his worries could get to him, he spotted the first turbolift. That sly smile flashed again in the dark, with a singular glint that came from no light in particular.