Who Wants to Wake Up Married to Awesome?

[Jonathon Patches]

@Tamara @TiCira D'Arr Hawk

I beg BOTH of your pardons?

My back is scratch free since '93; and that scratch was from a fence! There are no marks! Miss Hawk has no such dibs, nor does she have any authority to trade and/or barter me!

So... THERE!

 

[TiCira D'Arr Hawk]

Isn't he so amusing when he gets all feisty?

No woman has a claim on that skirt-lifter! Besides... who would want him?! Used goods!

 

[HK-36]

@[member="Edison Bulkhead"]
I'll do it

 

[Serian Loria]

I'm certainly up to threading, would make things very interesting.
I've not encountered any Dathomiri witches either, so, as far as I know they are not out to get me for anything.
I certainly don't sleep around, any woman of mine is one I keep and treasure.


*Cough* I also don't like 'selling' myself much either, so I'm sorry if the 'advertisement' leaves much to be desired.

 

[Dredge]

I'd say yes but then I'd have to hang myself with a telephone chord in the cheap motel room that we would be in for shaming my people,

 

[Edison Bulkhead]

I'm certainly up to threading, would make things very interesting.
I've not encountered any Dathomiri witches either, so, as far as I know they are not out to get me for anything.
I certainly don't sleep around, any woman of mine is one I keep and treasure.


*Cough* I also don't like 'selling' myself much either, so I'm sorry if the 'advertisement' leaves much to be desired.

It's not that, it's what Mr. Patches wrote above. About males and slavery and the fact that I'd own you and could sell or trade you at my leisure.

 

[Serian Loria]

It's not that, it's what Mr. Patches wrote above. About males and slavery and the fact that I'd own you and could sell or trade you at my leisure.

@[member="Edison Bulkhead"] You could try, that would be interesting to see.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Don't anger a witch of Dathomir... you know that saying, "Mess with the bull, you get the horns."

It applies to the Witches of Dathomir... only there are a lot more than two horns; "Mess with the witch, you get the clan."

A LOT of angry witches in that clan...

Once again, annulment and divorce are not words in their vocabulary...

 

[Dredge]

They are all just really angry

 

[Edison Bulkhead]

Oh yeah? Well you can cram it with walnuts, ugly! I'm not...oh. Oops.

 

[Dredge]

@[member="Edison Bulkhead"] So are we getting married so I can hang myself or what cause I need to practice my knots if we are

 

[Urmax Pholoka]

With all seriousness, Urmax would be up for this thread.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

*looks at the picture of the giant with the humanoid he is holding*

How would one consummate... never mind.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

@[member="Jonathon Patches"] is mine; y'all can keep your hands off.

 

[Romeo]

This sounds fun, I wouldn't mind my dear of course. It seems many proposals have came up, so either I am making a offer to give myself up to drunk marriage. I am a captain after all, so I bestow marriage, have a crew of pirates and is AWESOME....plus I am British. That is all, tata.....if the role isn't taken already.

@[member="Edison Bulkhead"]

 

[Seir'ari]

If you're up for a massive mistake with a "culturally productive" slaver, you might have fun considering the fact that while he's engaged in crime he's in it for some interesting reasons and has a degree of snark that could be good fun for her. And on the plus side I doubt there'd be hard feelings with him if she ends up wanting to get the hell out of her Hangover setup.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

@[member="Jonathon Patches"] is mine; y'all can keep your hands off.

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"]

Well, when you put it like that... suddenly, a drunken claiming to @[member="Edison Bulkhead"] doesn't sound so bad...

*realizes Sarge is holding his blaster*

I mean, um....

MY HERO!

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Oh, good, you get to keep your other knee.

 

[Edison Bulkhead]

@[member="Jonathon Patches"] is mine; y'all can keep your hands off.

Hawt.

 

[Edison Bulkhead]

With all seriousness, Urmax would be up for this thread.

@Urmax Pholoka: I actually love this idea; it's got RP ideas for miles. Clearly the consummation thing would be a resounding "no they didn't," (65' giant vs. 5'1" girl) but any jerk who would ask could be curb-stomped by you and rancor-stomped by me for daring to be so disrespectful as to suggest otherwise. Plus, I love your background of a Force-sensitive giant from Endor learning to be peaceful. Hopefully he's a lover of nature and animals (and witches). If you're still interested, let me know when your bio is complete so I can get a solid understanding of the character and I'll start a thread, or if he's mostly done I'll start right away!

Also, wait until I introduce you to @Petra Cavataio. She's going to love you.