You are now Santa, what do you give bad children instead of coal?

[Edward Vyperion]

Weed... Maybe they'll be less mean-spirited if they're high...


not.

LOL! TOO LATE!

I'd give them nondescript ashes xD

 

[Puppet Kyrios]

Hmmm.... I'd spank them for being naughty, then give them a moldy orange

 

[Darth Ren Malgus]

Nesting boxes and the very last one would have an I.o.u. for one pet rock.

 

[Hijinks]

They just get...

 

[Alatar Istari]

I'd give them hot coals


Not...

 

[Edward Vyperion]

They just get...

lolwtf

 

[Erik Abernethie]

I give them a beating

 

[Hijinks]

[member="Kyuubi"]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7rxnMw2krU[/media]

 

[Krytu]

Oil. Crude oil. That's what they get. Coal. But melted and more boring.

 

[Hijinks]

more boring.

Unless you're a pyromaniac.

 

[Krytu]

Unless you're a pyromaniac.

This is true. This is very true.

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

A job.

Us naughty kids need a source of income so we can buy our own stuff

 

[Daella Apparine]

Sounds like a black card for Cards Against Humanity.

Which the best answer is always something I can't say on the board.

 

[Vhrendai Embersky]

Spoilers for their favorite shows.
NED STARK DIES
KORRASAMI IS CANON
LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER

 

[sabrina]

my nephew wanted coal, as it make his train go faster. He even started looking for it under the christmas tree

 

[Evard L'Rik]

Spoilers for their favorite shows.
NED STARK DIES
KORRASAMI IS CANON
LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER

Redshirts never survive...

 

[Edward Vyperion]

CYCLONES!

Sinbad is a goddamn bawss

 

[Luster]

An arrow to the knee.

 

[Rena Kryze]

Fist to the spleen.

 

[Edward Vyperion]

Piledriver to the head