You are now Santa, what do you give bad children instead of coal?

[EmKay]

Nothing.

Think about it.

They're led to believe that if they behave they get good things, and if they misbehave they get bad.
What if they got nothing?

Think of the sense of loss, the acquisition of zero while peers who have been good continue to gain. You received no prize for your misbehaviour. You were excluded, left out, forgotten.

That would, I think, crush a child's spirit more than a shot to the face.

 

[Break]

Yes but a slug thrower is meant to destroy their brain.not their spirit.

 

[Grrwunhoooll Agaburry]

lots of polar bear furr

 

[Break]

Grandpa, 7 months after he was buried

 

[Flannigan Mcnash]

Terrible vistas of reality, that they shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age. Or just coal, cause you know I'm not trying to recreate the mold.

 

[Chaos Maxtor]

Chick Tracts

 

[Nyx]

I will make them play E.T for the Atari 2600 for an extended period of time.

Then I sit back, and I wait.

 

[Connor Harrison]

I'd give them and the family a Christmas pudding laced with oil in the centre and hand them the matches.

 

[Elleryn]

I'd give them 1 kbps internet.

 

[Amanda Lori Ann]

A white iphone instead of the gold one they wanted

 

[Atara Themis]

A job.

 

[Darth Vaildra]

Condoms so one day they will never reproduce and thus the world becomes a better place.

GUYS I JUST SOLVED FREAKING WORLD PEACE!!!!

 

[Atara Themis]

Sexual Education classes...

Abstinence is the only 100% method of STD and Pregnancy avoidance.

 

[Kha'ro Ottosuki]

Charcoal

 

[Amz]

Spankings. That'll teach those whipper snappers...

 

[Jasper Felinus]

Give 'em a video of Miley Cyrus twerking. Their brains will eventually melt.