Gorgonzola Fortuna
Cement pays homage to tradition.
Some of you, especially the Hutts in the back, know me as Gorgonzola Demura Felicipetta Celestia Holyandra Xanathore Fortuna. Gorgon, for short. I'm an incredible woman. I can take all of you down in arm wrestling. But today, I'm not here to talk about me. I'm here to talk about K KAR .
You see, Katarine is a very good girl. And everyone knows that god blesses his very good girls with a good husband, and with a house full of children. but Katarine has no husband, no children, and probably no house. She has that academy thing, Jedi, Sith, whatever, I don't know, I don't follow, it doesn't matter.
She's a little on the short side, but you can buy her heels. She also needs to be properly fed, too many bones on that body. Also make sure she gets enough sun exposure, vitamin D is important even in a galaxy far, far away.
I'm looking for young, strapping lads, that are nothing like my failure of sons. I want to see my Katarine happily wedded and bedded, so this is where you come in. If you are a good looking, on the human side of the species, eligible bachelor, this is the time to step it up.
I'll pay for the dinner. My treat, for one of my favorite not-a-daughter.
Do it, or I'll kill you.
Now sign up. We have a young single woman who needs to be a slightly less younger married mother.
