LFG Young, Eligible Lads, it's Time to Step Up

[Tarrik Kestis]

Inb4 we get a holonet bachelor show going.

 

[Auteme]

Appalling.

 

[Ignatius]

In all of my time on the board... Never have I seen something like this...

 

[KAR]

This is one of the few times I will recommend rinsing out your eyes with bleach to forget.

 

[Apollo Kurze]

K KAR Gorgonzola Fortuna​

 

[Darth Metus]

Would you like some child support?

 

[KAR]

Would you like some child support?

Do I get that without the child?

 

[Subject 73 Red]

Listen. I'm a little old lady. I don't have a lot of stamina in my age. I also have issues with my hips after too much excitement. I need to take my laxatives and go to sleep.

Gat Tambor Avernus Rylan Kordel Ye Hyonu Adrian Vandiir Noah Corek Subject 73 Red Tarrik Kestis Alyosha Drutin you all need to know that K KAR is a shy girl. You need to make the first move. Message her or I'm messaging some throat slitters to take care of you. Or, I can put up date settings threads for you after I get my beauty sleep. Force knows wrinkled skin requires more upkeep than smooth skin. Remember to moisturize and use sunblock.

Ditto to those who sign up while I'm sleeping.

To be honest, I'm more interested in the throat slitters than anything else. I am, without a doubt, not at all an option. I mean, seriously, who wants to date a genetically modified supersoldier that was made for combat and killing and that could easily break your spine or physically rip out your heart if he had a reason too? Yeah, exactly. So, if you could just direct me to those throat slitters or send them my way that would be swell...

 

[Avernus]

Listen. I'm a little old lady. I don't have a lot of stamina in my age. I also have issues with my hips after too much excitement. I need to take my laxatives and go to sleep.

Gat Tambor Avernus Rylan Kordel Ye Hyonu Adrian Vandiir Noah Corek Subject 73 Red Tarrik Kestis Alyosha Drutin you all need to know that K KAR is a shy girl. You need to make the first move. Message her or I'm messaging some throat slitters to take care of you. Or, I can put up date settings threads for you after I get my beauty sleep. Force knows wrinkled skin requires more upkeep than smooth skin. Remember to moisturize and use sunblock.

Ditto to those who sign up while I'm sleeping.

I'm flattered that you recognize how obviously suitable I am of a candidate for anyone lucky enough to have me, however, unfortunately for K KAR , I have no interest in women. Perhaps you could be so kind as to divulge the identities of those 'sons' you mentioned earlier? [Insert eye emojis here]

 

[Ye Hyonu]

Oof, I like my women to have some spunk in em. Guess I'm out. Toodles granny.

 

[Ravraa Vyshraal]

This, right here, is why I don't go on the dark side of the holonet.

 

[KAR]

This, right here, is why I don't go on the dark side of the holonet.

There is a dark side of the holonet? oh no

 

[Djonas Vile]

Hmm

 

[Rylan Kordel]

There is a dark side of the holonet? oh no

Oh, you poor sweet summer child you...

 

[Belisarius]

 

[KAR]

this thread has been hilarious

 

[Judah Dashiell]

Gorgonzola Fortuna - Wait, wait....You're paying for dinner to take out K KAR ? Where do I sign up, could always use a free steak.

 

[Avo]

Oh no.

 

[KAR]

Judah Dashiell she’s insane and you will probably never see that steak. Look at her with that knife

 

[Victor Thrash]

Judah Dashiell you literally own a scrapping empire. Leave the free food for the actual poor people.

Smuggling's been hard nowadays.