LFG Young, Eligible Lads, it's Time to Step Up

[Gorgonzola Fortuna]

K KAR You probably could, but I don't recommend it, you're already too thin. Do you need me to fix you a bantha chop?

 

[Visanj T'shkali]

quietly sings the Kit Kat jingle

 

[KAR]

K KAR You probably could, but I don't recommend it, you're already too thin. Do you need me to fix you a bantha chop?

 

[Gorgonzola Fortuna]

K KAR You're only angry because you're hungry.

 

[KAR]

K KAR You're only angry because you're hungry.

 

[Gorgonzola Fortuna]

K KAR You'll feel better if you eat a sandwich and go on a date with one of these lads. Or all of these.

Yes. Go out with all of them. Then choose. But please remember to eat.

 

[Subject 73 Red]

 

[KAR]

 

[Gorgonzola Fortuna]

K KAR Ask the gods for a husband and some children first.

 

[KAR]

K KAR Ask the gods for a husband and some children first.

 

[Gorgonzola Fortuna]

K KAR Better people than you have tried.

 

[KAR]

 

[KAR]

I need to go binge watch The Golden Girls now

 

[Gorgonzola Fortuna]

K KAR If you want herpes start making babies.

 

[Tarrik Kestis]

Hmmm I could throw my hat in the ring.. Except i'm the person trying to hunt her.. Yeah gonna be an awkward first date..

 

[KAR]

K KAR If you want herpes start making babies.

 

[Gorgonzola Fortuna]

K KAR I said nothing about the number of fathers. You can do with one, just make sure he's worth it.

 

[Lily Kuhn]

This is one of the few times I will recommend rinsing out your eyes with bleach to forget.

 

[Val Drutin]

I nominate Alyosha Drutin , because he needs to relax. Having a heart of stone may make him invincible, but it’ll also make him sink.

...and because I’m definitely not an option. No ma’am, not me!

 

[Gorgonzola Fortuna]

Listen. I'm a little old lady. I don't have a lot of stamina in my age. I also have issues with my hips after too much excitement. I need to take my laxatives and go to sleep.

Gat Tambor Avernus Rylan Kordel Ye Hyonu AMCO Noah Corek Subject 73 Red Tarrik Kestis Alyosha Drutin you all need to know that K KAR is a shy girl. You need to make the first move. Message her or I'm messaging some throat slitters to take care of you. Or, I can put up date settings threads for you after I get my beauty sleep. Force knows wrinkled skin requires more upkeep than smooth skin. Remember to moisturize and use sunblock.

Ditto to those who sign up while I'm sleeping.