@[member="Matsu Ike"] @[member="Hanna Vondiranach"]
Before the two would change the channel, a hole-advertisement popped up, it began with a male narrator saying
"Paid to you by Iron Chef's Fine Meats And Cuisine."
Then the image of HK flickered on with the advertisement, it showed him standing with one of his legs on a chair, he was leaning on the knee of that leg
"Oh, hello there, I almost did not see you there, but then I did, because my eyes are superior to your organic ones."
He straightened up slightly as he spoke, he was wearing his ceremonial armor
"I have heard that there is a movie centered on me, HK, titled '50 Shades of Rust and Love and Obsession of HK-36 with Danger' first of all, what's with the two 'and's' next to each other? I mean come on. Second of all, I have never met any Danger, but I am told it refers to miss Danger Arcenau, and I am sure that she is as appalled as I am that such fiction was created about us."
He then shrugged slightly
"But I am also told she has big buns of steel, so it is plausible. Either way, if you decided to watch that movie, just let me clarify, that I do not have any romantic feelings or obsessions towards Danger and her buns."
He then kicked the chair aside
"But if you chose to not watch it, I do not know who you are, I do not know what you want in a movie, if you are looking for a movie with Jedi in it, I can tell you, I do not have the Force. But what do I have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you watch that movie now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten you some more because I am passive aggressive and non-confrontational."
The advertisement flickered then, showing a logo with a spaceship traveling in an arc, leaving a glittery tail behind it, HK was in the cockpit of the spaceship, giving thumb's up, and there was a banner underneath the logo, reading "The More You Know."