The Abregado Guild is back! And to celebrate our return we are releasing a plethora of new and exciting products!
Ever wanted a suit of armor with a built-in cupholder? Well now we have just that! Through cooperation between Firemane and the Guild, Abregado introduces
Mag'ladroth-class Dwarf Personal Walker Exoskeleton (Only available in scout variant) a 3 meter tall walker with thick plating and armed with the latest of Abregado weaponry.
Speaking of our weaponry, Abregado punches the market in the throat with our latest in shattergun products,
The Magnetic Revolver and
The Magnetic Repeater, upgraded versions of our previous shattergun pistols and rifles. These magnificent guns retain the devastating firepower of our shattegun, able to penetrate most personal armor, damage light and medium vehicles, and even bent Phrik plates in a single shot, and yet they are now capable of automatic burst fire through our patented magnetic revolving and sustained charge system. No longer will your shatterguns be held back by the poor rate of fire. But that's not all! Although these weapons possess the latest in shattergun technology, including multi-caliber bore and magazine to use pretty much any metal object as ammunition, through our partnership with Firemane we can mass-produce and sell these guns at a reasonable price, bringing unholy weapon of devastation right to your home! Elegance, automatic fire, massive firepower, cool whirring noise when reloaded, this gun has it all, get it before your neighbor with a grudge does.
For those of you who prefer more exotic weapon, Abregado now manufactures
The Bobcasters, our new fresh take on the traditional Wookiee bowcasters, with augmented penetration rate and firepower from our state of the air magnetic acceleration rail systems. Capable of firing multiple projectiles at once and dealing both physical and explosive energy damage, this is the perfect weapon for close-quarters or quickly taking care of a lightly armored intruder.
Looking for a present for your children? Want something that will not only keep them entertained but also teach them how to fight and harden their tiny soft bodies? Look no further, Abregado features our
Graphite Bows, a perfect "toy" for any family that values nature and the rugged lifestyle of an outdoorsman.
Have you ever looked at a lightsaber-wielding opponent and thought to yourself, "I really wish I had a weapon that could just wrap around their lightsaber and smashed their stupid smug face"? Well now you can! Introducing
Gados Electro-Flails, half electric-whip, half electro-staff, this fully lightsaber-resistant weapon features a heft electrode head attached to a thick shaft via electrified cables, a deadly combination of physics, bludgeoning, and latest in our electro-shocking technology.
Are you now paranoid after seeing our options in weaponry that at any time someone can knock down your door and shattergun or flail you into a mush? Well we have answer for that too! From the depths of our Graphite Fletching factories comes the latest in Graphite Armor products,
Gados Graphite Chain Mail. Made entirely of our patented Graphite this mail is both lightsaber resistant and able to stop shattergun shots, just one layer can prevent you from being cut in half or save your life in a pinch. Also available for reinforcing personal, vehicle, and ship armor plates.
But everyone needs to relax after a hard day of fighting, teaching your kids how to survive in wilderness, or having your life saved by our products. And what's better entertainment then our Abregado-Rae Holovision Network, now introducing new and exciting shows such as
Bat-Unit Versus Force-Man: Dawn of the Revengers, a tale of one brave Non-Force user being against the Force-user's hegemony,
Corythia Jones, a superhero detective show featuring an unassuming redhead shortstack with powers like super-strength and high degree of telekinesis, or once you put your kids to bed, or have 10 minutes to kill, Abregado features our new steamy erotica show,
Jawas Gone Wild: Hot Tatooine Adventures, where naughty Jawa co-eds cut it all loose, a spectacle critics called "Grotesque" and "A waste of time, there is only more robes underneath"
