Really edgy
Taking the drink and downing half of it in what seemed like one mighty gulp before slamming the thing onto the bar. A wide grin across her face, it was a long tale. 127 years of one, trying to be condensed down into taking less than an hour and where she could have enough drinks for it.
"Jhorael shaer, Talalysol sar! Keep your ears open and listen well, Bucket-Head because I sure as all hell ain't goin' to be repeating this for ya'! It all starts on Thustra, you see, youngin' I had the world on a platter and a future few can compare to. But I wasn't about the life of politics, ya' see...I liked to fight, I still like ta' fight."
She skipped over a gross amount of details already, how she was the Princess of Thustra, how she killed a man, how she learned of the Force and the Dark Side. But the bucket-head didn't need to know any of that stuff.
"My folks weren't too keen on that, I got my fix, I took up duelin'. But swinging fake swords around gets borin', ya'? I left Thustra, didn't look back till the Mandalorians came and took it over, Galaxy was a big place but I ended up in the smelliest, violent, most gods damn beautiful place in the Galaxy! You folk call it the Choah Belt, we called it the Pit. Because ya' seen, you little Valaer-maelol mes, I got into pit-fighting."
Slamming her fist Lirka took the rest of her drink down in one violent gulp. A passionate recollection soaring through her body, it was as amusing as it was partially scary she rose to her feet. Shouting out just the accomplishments rolling out next.
"For 40 years I fought in those pits, for 40 years! For 20 I was champion! The Galaxy was at my fingertips, I had all the blood, booze, women and beyond I could ever want! But you wanna know something about that life, Talalysol? It's fulfilling till you have a headcount big enough to make a throne. The second I got an offer out of that rock, literally, it was a rock..."
After her rather...passionate...rant about her former career choice she mellowed down. Sitting back down, looking at her empty glass and grumbling about needing more booze.
"Oh but I ain't done, I was barely 70 back then! They got me an all access free trip to that little piece of trash they call Anzat's surface to go train with the assassin down there', ya' learn a lot when the people are tryin' ta' drink ya' brains every other day. Give me a few years, make it out, and I'm back up the Galaxy. I blow everything on some nice and shiny gear. And I decided it was a wise idea to go to that festering little hive of trash they call Mercenary work...."
And then she made a nigh 40 year timeskip to the Confederacy. Deciding she didn't want to just get herself mad.
"Those bucket-heads working for the Confederacy found me, and whattda' ya' say to the rest bein' it history?"
It was...always strange when Lirka's heavily accented voice went into some rants that very very much didn't match it. It was an accent native to Thustran nobility.
[member="Taramaz Laurs"]
"Jhorael shaer, Talalysol sar! Keep your ears open and listen well, Bucket-Head because I sure as all hell ain't goin' to be repeating this for ya'! It all starts on Thustra, you see, youngin' I had the world on a platter and a future few can compare to. But I wasn't about the life of politics, ya' see...I liked to fight, I still like ta' fight."
She skipped over a gross amount of details already, how she was the Princess of Thustra, how she killed a man, how she learned of the Force and the Dark Side. But the bucket-head didn't need to know any of that stuff.
"My folks weren't too keen on that, I got my fix, I took up duelin'. But swinging fake swords around gets borin', ya'? I left Thustra, didn't look back till the Mandalorians came and took it over, Galaxy was a big place but I ended up in the smelliest, violent, most gods damn beautiful place in the Galaxy! You folk call it the Choah Belt, we called it the Pit. Because ya' seen, you little Valaer-maelol mes, I got into pit-fighting."
Slamming her fist Lirka took the rest of her drink down in one violent gulp. A passionate recollection soaring through her body, it was as amusing as it was partially scary she rose to her feet. Shouting out just the accomplishments rolling out next.
"For 40 years I fought in those pits, for 40 years! For 20 I was champion! The Galaxy was at my fingertips, I had all the blood, booze, women and beyond I could ever want! But you wanna know something about that life, Talalysol? It's fulfilling till you have a headcount big enough to make a throne. The second I got an offer out of that rock, literally, it was a rock..."
After her rather...passionate...rant about her former career choice she mellowed down. Sitting back down, looking at her empty glass and grumbling about needing more booze.
"Oh but I ain't done, I was barely 70 back then! They got me an all access free trip to that little piece of trash they call Anzat's surface to go train with the assassin down there', ya' learn a lot when the people are tryin' ta' drink ya' brains every other day. Give me a few years, make it out, and I'm back up the Galaxy. I blow everything on some nice and shiny gear. And I decided it was a wise idea to go to that festering little hive of trash they call Mercenary work...."
And then she made a nigh 40 year timeskip to the Confederacy. Deciding she didn't want to just get herself mad.
"Those bucket-heads working for the Confederacy found me, and whattda' ya' say to the rest bein' it history?"
It was...always strange when Lirka's heavily accented voice went into some rants that very very much didn't match it. It was an accent native to Thustran nobility.
[member="Taramaz Laurs"]