Corrupt A Wish

[Soeht]

To play this game, each post will contain a wish at the end of it. The wish can be anything. You must twist/corrupt the wish of the last post, first. Then, you make your own wish to be corrupted!

As an example: Someone had a wish such as, "I wish I could fly!"

The example reply would be something like, "Wish Granted: You are a butterfly."

In that same reply, the person would then make a wish such as, "I wish for infinite money!"

So, let's start with my wish:

I wish Episode 7 was released now.

 

[Barrett Haskins]

It's realeased now, but instead of a script the actors just list off different star wars memes for 2 hours while crying.

I wish I had more root beer.

 

[The Reclaiming One]

@[member="Barrett Haskins"] Granted: your stuck in a rootbeer tapper game forever serving them to other people and only drinking one at the end of every level.

I wish I had super strength

 

[Darth Voracitos]

Wish Granted: but you're muscles are so massive they are on the verge of exploding as soon as they are moved.

I wish the Roche Event would start already.

 

[Onrai]

Granted, but spoilers: everything explodes.

I wish the Middle East was peaceful.

 

[Darth Voracitos]

(I'm helping in the entire planning of it, so I know EVERYTHING. )

Granted: The Middle East eventually declare each other ally's and united into a single Nation that instead of fighting each other, fight everyone else!

I want a new Invasion to start already that ISN'T the Roche Event (cuz I know things already )

 

[Onrai]

Granted. A group of surviving Celestials invade the black hole at the center of the galaxy and blow it up, thus changing life as we know it.

I wish beam cannons didn't take so long to recharge.

 

[Verz Horak]

They recharge faster but overheat much faster, then explode.

I wish that I got promoted to Field Marshall

 

[Agent Iron Maiden]

Granted: You are now Field Marshall in charge of Coruscant Shopping Mall Security Guards Sqaud
I wish I had more wishes

 

[Jesta]

Granted: You now have 3 wishes but each will cost the life of a loved one.


I wish i had a knife...

 

[Onrai]

Granted. The knife is made of paper.

I wish I had a hot girlfriend.

 

[Verz Horak]

The woman in ascam artist who kills youin the middle of the night for your valubles.

I wish I was an active duty Field Marshall in the Mandalorian army.

 

[Darth Voracitos]

Granted: But you are promoted on the premise that it is your last dying wish

I want to eat a planet

 

[Jorgo]

Granted; the planet starts a full scale assault on your body inside your stomach, tearing your body apart from the inside.

I wish everything was free.

 

[Onrai]

Granted. Everything is free now that you've given up your freedom.

I wish Kim Kardashian wasn't a famemonger.

 

[Auri Vesta]

Granted: Kim Kardashian's fame fades away, leaving room for Miley Cyrus to rise from the ashes.

I wish for fortune and glory

 

[Onrai]

Your fortune comes from black market goods and you're glorifie by the adult video industry, later being arrested for massive tax fraud.

I wish to be the master of all Asian women.

 

[Jinn Sibot]

Granted: But they all know kung-Fu and decided to rise up and kick your ass

I wish that my breathing issues were resolved without a mask

 

[Darren Brunswick]

You spend all your money on fixing all your breathing issues and you live out the rest of your life as a beggar with an exceptionally healthy lung.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[Darth Voracitos]

Granted: You live for all eternity as a pile of red goo, as so many people have tried to kill you, that you no longer have anything resembling a body.

I wish I could fit the Galaxy in my palm.