Corrupt A Wish

[Jinn Sibot]

Granted: but the sun goes super nova and blows your hands off

I wish I could create my own galaxy and live in it as a God

 

[Verz Horak]

Granted: But your people are atheists and you have no God energy, as no one worships you. You become an immortal, powerless husk.

I wish for my own library.

 

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: But the only books available are from the Twilight series.

I wish that I could overthrow the Empress and rule The Empire.

 

[Soeht]

Granted, but you ended up killing or making an enemy of everyone in the process.

I wish for unlimited power.

 

[Verz Horak]

Your body explodes into plasma from the energy flowing through you.

I wish the Twilight series never existed.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Granted, but instead Stephanie Myers creates a best-selling trilogy about Justin Bieber being a sparkling shirtless alien who saves a pack of adventurous tween girls with the power of his music, and also talking dinosaurs.

I wish I was able to drive a giant Mecha.

 

[Verz Horak]

Granted, but you are enslaved by it after one day.

I wish Stephanie Myers wasn't a writer, or any other creative profession.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted, she's now the Dictator Empress of the New World (Twilight) Order. Thanks, dude. You've doomed us all.

I like swords! I wish for a sword. o.o

 

[Verz Horak]

You trip on the stairs and impale yourself with said sword.

I wish for world hunger to be ended

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Humanity descends into cannibalism. No one is ever hungry again, but someone just ate your leg.

I wish the mildly annoying bleeding from this sword I just tripped on would stop.

 

[Verz Horak]

The bleeding stops ............when you finish bleeding out.

I wish @Darth Voracious would donate most of his food to the hungry children out there.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Done, but he then eats the children like they're turducken.

I wish Moxy Fruvous would get back together.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

At their reunion concert, the pyrotechnics backfire and wind up horribly burning all of them to a crackling crunch.

I wish it wasn't so blasted hot outside.

 

[Verz Horak]

Granted. The next Ice Age begins.

I wish Darth Voracious would lose sone weight

 

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: But he becomes so skinny that the Universe breaks. It can happen. Embryonic Bear. Look it up.

I wish I could become the most beautiful women on SWRP.

 

[Onrai]

Granted. Everyone is ugly, and you're the only one slightly less ugly than the rest.

I wish I could turn the Empress into a lesbian.

 

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: But she likes really old people. Sorry Ashin. It had to be done.

I wish for Revan to be my husband.

 

[Onrai]

Granted. He abandons you and your unknown child to get captured by the Sith Emperor. You never know what happens to him.

I wish for this Corrupt-a-Wish thread to end.

 

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: But I start a new thread that has been pinned by @[member="Tefga"] and is to never be removed or ended on the site.

I wish that @[member="Darron Wraith"] would be killed by my hand regardless of the consequences.

 

[Onrai]

Regardless of the consequences, eh? Granted. You get crushed and crapped on by a terentatek that proceeds to feat on the corpses of you and him.

I wish for teh snuggles.