Corrupt A Wish

[Fabula Caromed]

You snuggle the terentatek that ate Serena.

Psht. Wish I could fight that critter. It's already eaten two PC's.

 

[Onrai]

Granted. You end up living in its stomach for the rest of your life, cannibalizing off of its other victims and fruitlessly trying to fight it from the inside.

I wish I could nuke North Korea and not cause World War III.

 

[Petra Cavataio]

the nuke misses and hits South Korea then all Asian countries unite and nuke you and your country

Wish I was the center of everyone's attention

 

[Onrai]

Granted. Every male desires you, and you end up at the bottom of a ginormous dogpile of men, suffocating.
I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted. And also you lose all chance of sexing me.

I wish your face.

 

[Onrai]

Granted. And also you lose all chance of sexing me.

Aww... There goes SWRP's next lesbian Force user couple...

Granted. You now have Circe's face... on your ass.

I wish for the ability to use unlimited Force Lightning in KOTOR as a lightsider.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted. But now you're at the point in the game where everything you do is OP as hell and it's not fun any more.

I wish Circe would get her lips off of my butt.

 

[The Hound]

Granted, her lips now are on your heart, blocking all blood flow. You die.

I wish @[member="Jonathan Walsh"] liked me dating his daughter ):

 

[Jonathan Walsh]

I wish @[member="Sophia Walsh"] picked a better man to date

 

[Serana Onyx]

Granted: But that man is a Sith serial killer and murders you. The two live happily ever after.

I wish that I was the Batman of SWRP.

 

[Farko Zord]

Granted, but your parents die.

I wish I was a pancake.

 

[Serana Onyx]

@[member="Farko Zord"]

Granted: But your are fed to the pit of zarlac where you wait 5000 years to die a slow and painful death.

I wish I was a blonde.

 

[Farko Zord]

Granted, but you're dumb.

On a sidenote, who on earth would feed a pancake to a sarlacc?

I wish I was a china plate.

 

[Darren Brunswick]

Granted: Someone takes a baseball bat and smashes you into a million pieces.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Granted, but now you can never land.

I wish I had a chicken vindaloo.

 

[Jalek Ares]

Granted: The chicken vindaloo has poison in it, so you can't eat it...

I wish I had a lightsaber...

 

[Fabula Caromed]

*stabs with her lightsaber* Granted.

I wish he didn't bleed all over it. I hate cleaning off the blood. -_-

 

[Menoetius]

Erh, lightsabers don't get stained, so uh, wish granted. BUT YOUR LIGHTSABER EXPLODES IN YOUR HAND.

I wish I was a banana smoothie.

 

[Jalek Ares]

Granted: Someone drinks you.

I wish for UNLIMITED POWER!!!

 

[Fabula Caromed]

Granted. Then your apprentice throws you down a phenomenally ill-designed generator shaft.

I wish I was better at multitasking.