Corrupt a wish

[Atia Santorus]

She does but is too bad that she's too much.

I wish I was a general.

 

[Lo-veht Shikt]

All of your troops die.

I wish nobody could corrupt wishes.

 

[Emily Vani]

Ha. Too late.

I wish public bathrooms were clean.

 

[Darth Veles]

Granted. Now you can't even urinate there.

I wish my cat wouldn't wake me up so early.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

Now you never wake up until your cat wakes you up in the afternoon.


I wish you would corrupt this wish.

 

[Darth Veles]

Wish not granted.

I wish to unite the galaxy under one flag.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

It's the flag of suicide, you kill the galaxy.


I want to follow in Revans footsteps.

 

[Darth Veles]

You get your butt kicked by 4 random Sith and disappear

I want the Force to disappear.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

Everything everywhere dies.


I want to dance.

 

[Darth Veles]

You can never stop dancing, not even after you die!

I want the Jedi to burn.

 

[Emily Vani]

They burn. You with 'em.

I wish I didn't have troubles typing when I was tired.

 

[Meraal Vaun]

You no longer have any trouble typing while tired, you now have trouble doing any activity while you feel awake.
I wish for Taco Bell.

 

[Zaria]

wish granted but you contract food poisoning

I wish it would quit snowing

 

[Ornko'mad]

It starts raining, but it freezes and more it's icy everywhere.

I wish for the site to stop switching to my writer's account while I'm writing a character post.

 

[Emily Vani]

Granted, but now you can never switch to your writer account.

I wish there were more time in a day.

 

[Iconomics]

GROUNDHOG DAY.

I wish I was cool.

 

[Vulpesen]

You are killed by a jealous sith.

I wish i was covered in green.

 

[HK-94 Codswallop]

Congratulations. You have the impressive skill of growing moss at a staggering rate and now reek of mildew.

I wish I was a fanciful unicorn.

 

[Zaria]

wish granted...but someone killed you for your horn

I wish eternal youth

 

[HK-94 Codswallop]

Granted, but you must drink my tainted spilled and sparkly unicorn blood every day, you traitorous abomination.

I wish I had a flying car.