Corrupt a wish

[Siqa]

It can but everything it says is condescending and it has the voice of Jar Jar lol

I wish Mass Effect had a better ending to the series.

 

[Darth Veles]

Granted. Mass Effect 3 now contains dozens of completely different endings based on your choices in the series. Unfortunately, you have to buy a DLC for each of these endings in order to see it...

I wish The Witcher 3 finally came out.

 

[Edward Vyperion]

Granted, sadly the game is unfinished and you need to buy DLC to finish it and the only trophies are in the DLC...
(nice taste in video games btw)

I wish my life wasn't so dramatic all the time

 

[Voroll]

Your life becomes monotonous and dull, nothing exciting happens and even if you start to manipulate people into creating drama, they become placid and do nothing about it.

I wish I could command my own starship.

 

[Arage Bao]

Granted, but the starship can only be a TIE-fighter with an empty gas tank.

I wish for a hundred more wishes.

 

[Atlas Kane]

Your wish has been denied, caveman.

I wish Star Wars was more awesome than it already is.

 

[Edward Vyperion]

Granted, you get 100 corrupted wishes

I wish I was the Joker

 

[Voroll]

Your wish is granted but you are killed just as instantly as it is granted by a fat, deranged lunatic in a makeshift Batman costume with a blunt knife with no way of saving yourself.

I wish to be omniscient.

 

[Darth Veles]

Granted, but your brain is unable to handle so much information, resulting in everything being instantly forgotten including your self awareness.

I want to destroy the world.

 

[Grima Volitu]

Granted...but the world you destroy is World of Warcraft

I wish to rule the galaxy

 

[Darth Veles]

Granted. You rule the galaxy for several years before your apprentice throws you into a hole and your Empire gets destroyed in one giant battle.

I wish to be immortal.

 

[Emily Vani]

Granted. But then you are put into solitary confinement forever.

I wish balloons didn't pop.

 

[Siqa]

Granted but now so many of them clutter the entire world, even in the skies causing plane accidents.

I wish for a griffin for a pet.

 

[Tormax Tryte]

the griffin transforms into a magikarp.

i wish star wars battlefront 3 came out already

 

[Emily Vani]

It does, but the lines are so outrageous that you never get one. Ever.

I wish I had my two front teeth.

 

[Reela Witko]

Granted but now they're over sized and the kids at school call you names.

I wish a mansion to live in.

 

[Emily Vani]

Granted. Everyone hates you. OH! And it's unfurnished.

I wish my keyboard was silent.

 

[Ornko'mad]

Granted, but now everyone always thinks you're up to something and drops by unexpectedly at the most inopportune times.

I wish I had a pokeball that worked on people.

 

[Bry'irna]

wish granted...but it only works on the elderly Sorry old people...but your driving sucks

I wish I could read people's thoughts

 

[Ornko'mad]

You can't turn it off and it has an unlimited range. You kill yourself from the resulting insanity.

I wish I was the best pilot in the galaxy.