Corrupt a wish

[Grima Volitu]

Wish granted....but you can't afford the fuel to fly it

I wish I had my own country

 

[Vulpesen]

It revolts and hangs you.

I wish I could survive an apocalypse

 

[Emily Vani]

Congrats. You're the only living person in the world.

I wish diapers were socially acceptable.

 

[Darren Onyx]

Granted. However when wearing them your bowels will be uncontrollable... have fun...

I wish people would stop bashing Revan.

 

[Emily Vani]

Granted. Instead of bashing him. They stab him.

I wish I were in shape.

 

[HK-94 Codswallop]

Granted! You are now circular.

I wish I knew what you'd wish for.

 

[Emily Vani]

Granted. But the obscenity of my wishes destroy you.

I wish headaches didn't exist.

 

[Darren Onyx]

Granted. Have fun with migrans instead.

I wish that this thread didn't contradict itself.

 

[Valkresh]

Pretty late for that.

I wish I would stop having visions of madness.

 

[Vulpesen]

They end with death.

I wish this wish gets corrupted.

 

[Valkresh]

Wish granted. You must now deal with that corruption daily.

I wish I had decent clothes.

 

[Emily Vani]

Granted. But you get mugged for them. You now have nothing.

I wish dogs were easy to train.

 

[Valkresh]

They are trained to kill you.

I wish I could be left alone.

 

[Vulpesen]

You die unloved and uncared for.

I wish for a fish

 

[Darren Onyx]

Granted. Piranhas it is.

I wish for Star Wars Episode VII to not suck (have fun ruining the dreams of everyone on the site granting this wish LUL)

 

[Vulpesen]

You don't get to see its awesomeness. (your supposed to corrupt, not enhance, PIRAHNAS ARE AWESOME)

I wish i had a fancy hat.

 

[Valkresh]

It turns out to be a baby nexu. The nexu proceeds to constantly claw at your neck.

I wish I could control my visions.

 

[Emily Vani]

You can, but they stop.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[The Dragon]

Your head overloads with wishes.

I wish I had a cool ship.

 

[Ornko'mad]

The air conditioning system goes out of control and you freeze in hyperspace.

I wish for a Bag of Holding.