Corrupt a wish

[Break]

you now know that your character is a waste of time and have set out to kill it.

i wish this game wouldnt end after this post

 

[Menoetius]

It doesn't... BUT YOUR LIFE DOES.

I wish I had one billion space bucks.

 

[Asariy Vaé]

You get them. But we use credits here.

I wish I had enough money for an Alienware.

 

[Strider Garon]

You gain the funds and before you put the money down on the computer something goes wrong and you have to spend all the money on something else.

I want to rule the galaxy

 

[Asariy Vaé]

Everyone hates you.

I wish pens didn't run out of ink.

 

[Lyzia Hudna]

Granted. But now when they leak they'll never stop leaking either.

I wish I had a TARDIS

 

[Edison Bulkhead]

Granted, but this TARDIS actuallly stands for Try And Decompose Infinite Solipsisms, and your brain explodes.

I wish I had a flying horse.

 

[Asariy Vaé]

You fall off.

I wish I had more time to RP.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You lose your job. You now have more time on your hands.

I wish I could speed read.

 

[Nasika Serizawa]

Too much speed reading causes you to go blind.

I wish I could move somewhere warmer.

 

[Kerri Aislinn]

You move to Antarctica.
I wish I had sunflower seeds.

 

[Vulpesen]

they have already been eaten by another person, but the shells are glued together so you can't tell.

I wish for a fish on a dish.

 

[Nasika Serizawa]

The fish is too fresh and flops away before you can eat it.

I wish I had a real lightsaber.

 

[Marmora]

You are give one; however it is faulty and you lack the proper equipment to repair it

I wish that others had more wishes to wish.

 

[Ornko'mad]

They do. You must now reply to all of them. You get overworked by the stress and demand of corruptions to wishes.

I wish I could control when other people posted.

 

[Nasika Serizawa]

You do but everyone hates you for it and rebels.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

 

[Vulpesen]

it explodes and the universe ends.

I wish I could relax without being shot at.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You relax and are stabbed.

I wish I had a cool mustache.

 

[Timothy Hoyt]

Your wish is granted, but then you are turned into a girl.
I wish I could go to the Roman Era.

 

[Malok]

Granted. You are a barbarian that is brutally slain in a battle.

I wish I was Oprah Rich.