Corrupt a wish

[Darth Armyss]

Wish granted, but all the new members are barely good enough to be cannon fodder (you didn't say they had to be competent ).

I wish for the next person's wish to not be corrupted (knowing full well that it will).

 

[CHANI]

Due to server overload [member="Albrecht Tagge"] 's wish got lost in a hamster hole
I wish for a galleon

 

[Darth Armyss]

((I presume you mean a ship, right?))

It gets stolen by pirates while being delivered, and insurance refuses to cover your loss.

I wish to not be bored.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

You are no longer bored, but you are spending time doing something that is not a good use of time.

I wish for the galaxy to be in full scale war.

 

[Ana Saraya]

War breaks out, but you are one of the first to fall.

I wish for social threads that don't get dominated by a couple of dueling "chosen ones".

 

[Corruck Kazen]

Granted, the "Chosen Ones" leave, however people start bringing more fights with lesser soldiers and wars into those threads.

I wish for the Star Wars movies to be good.

 

[Ana Saraya]

They were good, but due to a decrease in standards, as opposed to an increase in quality. This guarantees more Jar Jar.

I wish I had more faith in the seventh film.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

You have more faith, but it doesn't improve the quality, in fact it makes it even worse for you.

I wish that I could find a better crew for my ship.

 

[The End Narrator]

You find a better crew, but they demand more money which you can't pay. They kill you in your sleep and steal your ship.

I wish I could conquer Mandalore.

 

[Yoru Shakou]

You conquer Mandalore, only to die later that night of a nose bleed ala Attila the Hun

I wish for a plushie

 

[The Bounteous Hunt]

Granted! Though be careful, I think it's laced with something... actually I know it is. Stay away from that thing, it IS going to kill you some day.

I wish I could remember...

 

[Yoru Shakou]

You can remember, however it is only short term memory that is affected

I wish for a previous wish

 

[Corruck Kazen]

You are granted a previous wish, but you still have a corrupted wish.

I wish for another wish.

 

[Blitz]

You no longer receive, you can only grant wishes.

I wish to care about wishing.

 

[Keely]

You care, and all the empathy turns you into a sobbing mess.

I wish for less faction wars and more straight-up rp.

 

[Thera Mayeen]

Granted. But the sight loses its title and becomes....A roleplay about who can sell the most cars to the Gungans. Star Cars

I wish I had 50 posts

 

[Darth Armyss]

You had 50 posts, but now you have 54...hmm...how to corrupt this wish...well, I suppose I could- *[member="Popo"] something heavy falls out of the sky and crushes you to death* ...Um...Nevermind...

Will somebody please explain to me what the hell just happened!?

 

[Popo]

*turns away from the open doors of a plane with a sad expression.*

 

[Pravis Sharman]

You fall out of a plane, but gravity is turned off, so you just float into the rotor of the olane.

I wish for a dream of Jeanie.

 

[Saran Drast]

Granted, but she kills you in it.

I wish I could meet my sister.