Corrupt a wish

[Corruck Kazen]

You get an Ewok for a pet, however as it is sentient and not really a pet you are arrested for slavery.

I wish I could get this game out of my head. (It's so much fun!)

 

[The End Narrator]

You get the game out of your head, only to replace it with a more addictive game.

I wish I didn't have to think of Harry Potter everytime I saw that image of Malfoy.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

(Oh, no I can't corrupt that wish. I want that too!)

You no longer think of Harry Potter when you see this avatar. However to get to that point you spent hours searching what other movies the actor was in and watched them.

I wish the avatar was not referenced as Malfoy all the time.

 

[The End Narrator]

Your wish fails for that recognition as anyone with the surname of Malfoy is simply called by that name. Lucius is too cool for such a girly man.
I wish for Coruscant to explode!

 

[Corruck Kazen]

Coruscant explodes, however the planet that exploded was an uninhabited planet named after the real Coruscant.

I wish for the planet Taris to be used for the production of bio-weapons.

 

[The End Narrator]

Taris is used for bio-weapons, but there is a problem at one of the facilities and a deadly gas consumes the planet and you with it. The Republic eradicates all life on the planet to prevent contamination. *Win*

I wish for your torch you want to hold to burn you.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

The torch burns me. But then I get angry and then burn another galaxy.

I wish for a crime syndicate of my own.

 

[The End Narrator]

You gain a crime syndicate of your own, but you're betrayed and beheaded.

I wish for a robot that can't kill, maim, disobey, malfunction or destroy me in anyway.

 

[Xander Lok]

You receive [member="HK-36"], but he runs away from you anyway..
I wish for a lightsaber

 

[The End Narrator]

You receive a lightsaber indeed, but it's a prototype and it explodes.

I wish you'd cut your hair.

 

[Switch]

He tries, but inadvertently cuts off your hair.

I wish it were easier to find threads that didn't break out into war in three pages or less.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

(I wish that as well!!)

It turns out that though it is possible for that to happen, it rarely does. And they end up being mostly private.

I wish that it were easier to find RPers that were less aggressive and don't want to fight.

 

[The End Narrator]

Fortunately, you wish came true. Unfortunate for you, it took 27 pages and now you have been impaled by Aaralyn Deltain!

I wish Disney never bought LucasArts!

 

[Switch]

Pixar got it first.

I wish the prequels were better written.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

The prequels are better written, but they still have all the animated planets and we are still stuck with the same actors.

I wish that there was another Empire at War game, aside form the two made.

 

[Robb Killian]

It is done, but the main character is the son of Jar Jar Binks.

I wish that more people would partake in the thread I am in.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

People begin to partake, however someone decides to ruin it by powergaming and ruins whatever you had planned. (I'd gladly join, give me a link)

I wish that the Battlefront three would come out sooner.

 

[Nas Vua]

Your game explodes and kills you because it isn't an IC wish

I wish I was a master of the force

 

[The End Narrator]

You become a Master of -The Force- which is a gym on Coruscant.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

You get a cookie, but it is eaten before you can get to it by this guy:

I wish I could have more weapons on my ship.