EPIC RAP BATTLES OF STAR WARS

[Break]

[member="Anders Sivas"]

GOLDEN MOUSE MUSE CLUB

So here we are at the new club Gold Mouse
The Droid Break and his opponent
So a battle is in order for drinks on the house
But not a battle of sabers and blood
This was a battle rhymes and words
So it was time to open the gates and let loose the flood.
Up on the mic first was Master a Break
And he was about to let it flow with a bit of divine help
So now it was time to prove he wasn't fake.
Taking a deep breath the Droid spoke
"Let's get it started and I got to say that this isn't your day. Cause it's the return of popular robot rappers we've been chasing holes in the sky on rope ladders soaked in laughter but the fringe got you brain washed out your ears leak soap lather. You don't want to mess with me I'm more fierce than troopers screaming Bonzai I'm the wrong guy cause I'm on the list of the top five fresh robot guys."

Oh that was tight
Taking a breath our hero readies himself
Because he's going to lay down this next verse right.

"You look like you travel the galaxy in wooden space ships hitting zero to lame as fast as it takes me to get your honey and dip. Speaking of which is that a boy, girl, something that can switch? Cause if they are like you I'm gonna want to ditch, no offense but I'm not in a stitch to want to take that... Person"

Now that that was done it was time to see their retort
Break was excited to see it and what they could do
But he was pretty sure it would be lame and short.

 

[Yasha Cadera]

The call and the gumption drifted on the brine
As sailors and miners stay drinking seated
Waiting for the Droid and the Androgyne
To battle in word rhymes all heated.

I take the microphone and listen to the drone
Bleeting like a bantha in a field of woe
Drifting in the rhythm and the parcelled tone
I'm waiting for the minute he will up and go.

"You don't know who I am you think you got a lead
On the person who travels in a ride so sweet
Pathfinder Class Exploration Ships you gotta read
Are da bombast of the space eating flying fleet.

Droid man don't you take my hand and go
Wading into mysteries you'll get dethroned
As I steal all the words in your electric M.O.
I'm gonna beat you in this rhyme and put you on loan!"

I pump the microphone on the glistening stage
Brushing off my shoulder there won't be a day
Waiting for the retort the metal man'll wage
Where the end of it victory to me will have pay.

[member="Break"]

 

[Break]

I got shades in black.
And you rhyme like crap.
So you punk trash bantha had best step back.
What are you a trap?
Cuz ill school you boy...or girl...err thing?
Gotta win this battle so they pay for my drink
You done rolled up to the Iron rhyme king.
You say you got ships boy im gonna make em sink!

My lyrics are sick and flow with the breeze.
make no mistake where i place my colonies.
Cuz i show up punk rappers, and put em down with ease.
Bow to the Iron King, get down on your knees.

Are you for serious?
Are you for real?
Boy you must be delirious.
Im laughin at your face and I dont know how to feel!

Is thats all you got to bust a rhyme?
Is this new chump gonna put up a fight?
Its passed your bedtime.
Go say goodnight.

The droid sat back to hear the flow.
wasnt sure what was next.
But he wanted to know.

[member="Anders Sivas"]

 

[Yasha Cadera]

My knees must have arthritis
Bowing before Tin Cans irks me
If you think I don't got handles on this
You better check your chips I'm on a spree!

I am who I am gender doesn't own us
It's our actions and our words that vindicate
Or vilify. I'm on the fly you getting in a muss.
So stop bein' gross in judgement, lemme indicate

To you dear metal head about the human race
Ain't gonna understand if you keep being irate
It ain't confusion that keeps me giving chase
To joy and pain I got a grow in love to syndicate.

Jump on a wagon, you jump the trash pile
Your rhymes are ill, they need compacting
You got no soul, you got no inner guile
Tin Man gotta grow all you do is acting

Soul ain't living in a ghost machine
My biological urges keep me crisp and keen
Your dreams are nothing but electric plasticine
You ain't got a hope you're verdant green!"

[member="Break"]

 

[Break]

"My body is Iron, my heart was Gold.
From my father my own soul was sold
I had the Body of a child in the days of old.
Coming at me doubting my Humanity, Girl thats cold.

I did my job, Ive done my time.
I only came here to bust a rhyme.
Your raps so weak theyre closer to mime.
To be Honest though when you came in i thought you were a dime.

But you show up here thowin down hate.
A few burns I tossed are makin you irate.
But at least i can see youre taking he bate.
Lay down on the stage and accept your fate.

Showin me here you cant keep your cool.
Everyone here knows youre a tool.
You cry judgement lookin like a fool.
But let the crowd know that the Iron King will rule."

Break let loose with the Iron flow juice
To just sit back and watch.
Just let the boy tie his noose.
[member="Anders Sivas"]