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Location: Bisney Land, unknown world.
Stuff was like Thunderdome up in here. People had suddenly disappeared to the shadow realm, at least that was the way Norge looked at it. It was super obvious man.
IT WAS THE APOCALYPSE!
There needed to be a warlord in this type of satiation. Someone to keep things under control and take care of the ladies. Norge would be that ladykiller.
He summoned his friend Stalin with his mind powers, as Norge thought himself to be an unrivaled telepathic master, and strode to the highest balcony in the Bisney Land castle. Everyone was watching.
The god of the galaxy stood on top of a his lunch table clad in tight black leather. Large circles were cut in the middle to show off his amazing abs, and a zipper was pulled tight over his mouth.
He fixated the crowd with his most seductive stare, as that was what they did in Thunderdome, held his squeaky leatherbound arm high, and waved his stick of mutton toward the sky.
"THE GALAXY IS ENDING. I AM YOUR SAVIOR. BRING ME YOUR CHILDREN. I WILL CHRISTEN THEM. COME TO ME LADIES, WE WILL REPOPULATE THE GALAXY!"
And everyone continued to panic, as they should.
Norge settled on the edge of the castle, and took a big chunk out of his mutton. It was good to be king.
Stuff was like Thunderdome up in here. People had suddenly disappeared to the shadow realm, at least that was the way Norge looked at it. It was super obvious man.
IT WAS THE APOCALYPSE!
There needed to be a warlord in this type of satiation. Someone to keep things under control and take care of the ladies. Norge would be that ladykiller.
He summoned his friend Stalin with his mind powers, as Norge thought himself to be an unrivaled telepathic master, and strode to the highest balcony in the Bisney Land castle. Everyone was watching.
The god of the galaxy stood on top of a his lunch table clad in tight black leather. Large circles were cut in the middle to show off his amazing abs, and a zipper was pulled tight over his mouth.
He fixated the crowd with his most seductive stare, as that was what they did in Thunderdome, held his squeaky leatherbound arm high, and waved his stick of mutton toward the sky.
"THE GALAXY IS ENDING. I AM YOUR SAVIOR. BRING ME YOUR CHILDREN. I WILL CHRISTEN THEM. COME TO ME LADIES, WE WILL REPOPULATE THE GALAXY!"
And everyone continued to panic, as they should.
Norge settled on the edge of the castle, and took a big chunk out of his mutton. It was good to be king.