Manpha
Ob.2.p1. w/ [member="Rhen Qel-Droma"] , [member="Joza Perl"]
Near the Jedi Shuttle whereby Rhen and his entourage of Heka Healers were conversing, stood a tall Pelta-class frigate refit. The
Lithe Winnie. Privately owned and operated, it none-the-less belonged to a ground crew of OSL adventure specialists under the command of Captain Brenda Keli. A giant Zeltron woman of infamous prowess and wild amazonian temper. And, of course, their newest crew mate. Doctor Kat Rivers of Denon.
Captain Keli and Doctor Rivers had already suited up and joined the GA forward unit moving deeper into the swamps surrounding the Old Moamoa Road. Sadly. They had broken away from the GA unit when their guide suggested a faster route across the swamp lands. After a short argument, Keli had relented in favor of saving time. She hated green swamps after all and the less time spent among it's moist writhing tentacles, the better. Hopefully their journey would be a shorter one indeed.
Alas. Alongside them strode a mighty droid of strange and confusing build. The Red Quagan himself and the infamous Deep Diver of Monea, the good Mister Tomba. ...Which. Yes. I know. Some what surprisingly. His extreme fatness was now operating alone as the parties only guide and translator. Deeper into the swamps. A strange decision that had indeed left Kat slowly questioning after about an hour of hiking; just where were they going?
"Captain? Um, Captain? Pardon the interruption but? My wrist is showing me that the local Dan Dan Village is that actually suppose to be... Um,
that way? Are we really sure our metallic guide knows where he's going?"
"What!?"
Captain Keli stopped and tapped her purple helm twice. Then looking down at her own wrist-com she surmised that poor Kat was absolutely correct. They were marching the wrong way. She scowled deeply as he pink cheeks turned into a furious red bloom. Then she stomped her armored foot against the black mud and turned to shout at their robot guide,
"Hey droid! You numbskull, the village is that way! Where are you taking us anyway!?"
~ "Oh!?" ~
Tomba spun about like a blusterous flute. Almost falling over a large swamp root and splashing up a terrible storm. Oh dear. Could it even walk straight? Kat just didn't know. Then the poor droid scratched his wide metal belly and mumbled something quietly. Perhaps already deep in thought about how to reply.
~ "Oh. Oh yes! ...Yes yes. I suppose you're perfectly right madam. The village is most certainly that way. Pardon my manners, I seem to have gotten turned around somewhere between the Old Warming Oak and the Shallow Pond of Glamorous Fertility back there. Do excuse my faulty circuits. Where is my map sense today. Bah. Really. ...Ahem. Yes. Well. This'a way humans. Chop chop. Follow me now. I know the way! ...Hopefully! ...Probably! ...Maybe!" ~
Kat turned her helm towards the tall Captain Keli and sighed.
"Oh dear. I think our guide is lost, Brenda. Which, by extension makes us, lost too."
"
Erghhh! Damn it all Kat. Just leave it to those wart-covered frogs to give us a robotic moron for a guide! Ugh. I swear it. I'll kill all of those soggy fish-loving worms if we ever get back to port. Slowly. And with
my bare hands. Erghhh!"
Kat scratched her helm and looked back towards the far marching Tomba. Then sighed again as the droid quickly stumbled into a tree headfirst.
"...Oh dear."
Sadness indeed. For by the looks of things, all three of them were well on their way to getting lost in this terrible swamp. All over again.
Poo.