MAD CHATS!

[Sheila]

[5:24:06 PM] Ayden Cater: ERMEHGEWD SYN!!!!
[5:24:27 PM] Omega Ranger: Yes
[5:24:51 PM] Ayden Cater: I (heart) MICHAEL SHANKS
[5:24:52 PM] Ayden Cater: >>
[5:24:55 PM] Ayden Cater: <<
[5:25:11 PM] Omega Ranger: Yes and he is a Walsh so Omega all the way
[5:25:57 PM] Ayden Cater: *total unmanly squee of joy*

 

[Shinju]

[9:14:43 AM] Siobhan Kerrigan: Why do I have the feeling that Sio and Tricia would just make a game out of wrecking the whole place for the lulz?
[9:15:19 AM | Edited 9:15:37 AM] Siobhan Kerrigan: Each trying to oneup the other by performing more ridiculous feats of TK power.
[9:15:23 AM] Siobhan Kerrigan: Just because they can.
[9:16:09 AM] Omega Ranger: they totally would and if someone tried to break it up they go into orbit
[9:17:27 AM] Melissa Ratajczak Ratel: "Hey guys, I really think you should stoooaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuugggghhhhhhhhhh Iregretnothiiingbuttalkingtotheeeeee *orbit*"
[9:17:38 AM] Siobhan Kerrigan: Haha.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

[3:48:00 AM] Josh Gavin: "So, where to miss? I mean, I'm pretty used to escorting the blind places, but they usually need to tell me where they want to go first" - Thread.

I'm really on a roll with the wise cracks today.
[3:48:41 AM] Josh Gavin: Josh is like a hero to the blind community-*shot*
[3:48:58 AM] Josh Gavin: Except Syn. He almost got Syn fired. kark you Syn.
[3:48:59 AM] Josh Gavin:
[3:50:19 AM] Mark (Circe): It still surprises me that you and him made up.
[3:50:39 AM] Josh Gavin: The magic of Tef can make miracles happen
[3:50:48 AM] Mark (Circe): Sigh
[3:50:55 AM] Josh Gavin: Tef is love
[3:50:57 AM] Josh Gavin: Tef is life
[3:51:13 AM] Josh Gavin: Tef is going to see this poodoo because I'm Madchatting it.
[3:51:25 AM] Mark (Circe): Oh God

@[member="Tefka"]
@[member="Circe Savan"]

 

[Noriko Ike]

[1:09 PM] Omega Ranger: Marcus and Shinju have a great dynamic because Marcus hates Shinju and she barely rmemebers him
[1:10 PM] Cody Smith: I though Marcus was the only apprentice worth remembering
[1:11 PM] Omega Ranger: When Shinju tortured Marcus is was the most important moment of his life, it defined his hatred... for Shinju it was tuesday
[1:11 PM] Cody Smith: Nice

 

[Shinju]

[7:38:10 PM] Dista: I know how anyone can beat circe...
[7:38:21 PM] Dista: A strong policy of disregarding.
[7:38:37 PM] Omega Ranger: hahahahahahaha
[7:39:24 PM] Mark/Circe: Next person to keep the inciting going is getting booted from the chat. And that's no joke. :|
[7:39:44 PM] *** Josh #5 removed Mark/Circe from this conversation. ***
[7:39:47 PM] Josh #5: Or I could do that

 

[Matsu Ike]

[9:33:43 PM] Corey (Ronin, Krag, Nocturno): You know, Krag can throw fire from his hands
[9:33:46 PM] Corey (Ronin, Krag, Nocturno): but I bet
[9:33:56 PM] Corey (Ronin, Krag, Nocturno): When Circe pees it feels like fire
[9:34:51 PM] Gambit ~: ...i coulda gone my whole life a happy man without hearing that..

 

[Other Space Kaiden]

[3:58:01 PM] Corey (Ronin, Krag, Nocturno): I wish they would have kept the scene where Grevious executes Shak Ti
[3:58:18 PM | Edited 3:58:23 PM] Josh [Arcis/Davin/Jed]: I wish RL could have an Order 66
[3:58:57 PM] Corey (Ronin, Krag, Nocturno): So like what, Biden would become Emperor of the first American Empire?
[3:59:53 PM] Corey (Ronin, Krag, Nocturno): "Agent Bob...execute order 66"
[4:00:00 PM | Edited 4:00:01 PM] Corey (Ronin, Krag, Nocturno): "It will be done, my Biden"
[4:00:28 PM] Josh [Arcis/Davin/Jed]: Josh [Arcis/Davin/Jed] turns on news
[4:00:38 PM] Corey (Ronin, Krag, Nocturno): Hilary Clinton can be his dark apprentice
[4:00:43 PM] Josh [Arcis/Davin/Jed]: "Today, a man exploded..."
[4:00:53 PM] Josh [Arcis/Davin/Jed]: "when crossing the street after a political meeting"
[4:01:06 PM] Josh [Arcis/Davin/Jed]: "it appears to be a High Explosive round that killed him"
[4:02:05 PM] Corey (Ronin, Krag, Nocturno): "Hence forth and forevermore, Hilary Clinton...you shall be known as...Darth...PMS"
[4:02:11 PM] Corey (Ronin, Krag, Nocturno): "Thank you, my master"
[4:02:25 PM | Edited 4:02:31 PM] Josh [Arcis/Davin/Jed]: Josh [Arcis/Davin/Jed] watches as Hilary goes to slaughter children with Cancer
[4:03:28 PM] Corey (Ronin, Krag, Nocturno): "The cancer children have become a grave threat...we must act quickly. Go forth to the Make a Wish Foundation...DO WHAT MUST BE DONE LORD PMS
[4:03:32 PM] Corey (Ronin, Krag, Nocturno): DO NOT HESITATE
[4:03:35 PM] Corey (Ronin, Krag, Nocturno): SHOW NO MERCY
[4:04:50 PM] Corey (Ronin, Krag, Nocturno): Once the Cancer Children are defeated we shall have...peace"

 

[Syn]

[6:06:44 PM] Tegaea Alcori: "You, Meta, I see many a Revan in you."
[6:07:02 PM] Tegaea Alcori: Because I like paraphrasing Sulla.
[6:08:01 PM] Omega Ranger: don't say that... he'll think he is the next incarnation of Revan and while I love KotOR much like force unleashed it was very uber
[6:08:21 PM] Tegaea Alcori: Which is why I cut it out.
[6:09:46 PM] Omega Ranger: well it could be worse

"I see a lot of Juhani in you."

"You see a lesbian cat girl?"

"Ahhh I was going to say aggression."
[6:10:07 PM] Tegaea Alcori: LOL!

 

[Judas of Vahl]

Please keep all material PG-13.​

You have been warned.​

 

[Judas]

[8:19:22 PM] Dark Father: oochie wally wally oochie bang bang
[8:19:53 PM] Dark Father: Pretty much.
[8:20:04 PM] Dark Father: Also, we never talk. Why?
[8:21:01 PM] Othorious: Idk
[8:21:08 PM] Dark Father: Okay then.
[8:21:12 PM] Dark Father: That was a great talk.
[8:21:16 PM] Dark Father: I was moved.
[8:21:29 PM] Dark Father: When will we do this again?

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

[5:19:02 PM] Sarge: i just realized
[5:19:04 PM] Sarge: that while
[5:19:08 PM] Sarge: some of the tags for the critique
[5:19:10 PM] Sarge: were like
[5:19:11 PM] Tefka: LOL, Chris.
[5:19:12 PM] Sarge: bring on the pain
[5:19:16 PM] Sarge: you also put in
[5:19:17 PM] Sarge: be gentle
[5:19:23 PM] Sarge: why would anyone be gentle
[5:19:27 PM] Sarge: this is horseshit
[5:19:59 PM] Tefka: says the guy who literally never answers shit in Critique threads but is probably the third longest standing Staff Member at SWRP
[5:20:06 PM] Sarge:
[5:20:06 PM] Tefka: would be the second if he didn't get fired like twice
[5:20:24 PM] Chris: were about due for another
[5:20:34 PM] Tefka: I've offered him a fake fight
[5:20:38 PM] Tefka: I've offered him a real fight
[5:20:50 PM] Tefka: I've contemplated just randomly firing him.
[5:21:06 PM] Tefka: None of it seems to be working out. I don't know what Sarge is doing to combat this curse of his, but it seems to be working.
[5:21:40 PM] Tefka: Or perhaps his consistent firings were a blessing
[5:21:44 PM] Tefka: and NOW he's cursed.
[5:21:50 PM] Sarge: dun dun dun
[5:21:52 PM] Sarge: this is going in madchats

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[10:22:44 AM] Spenser: So does anyone use Makashi?
[10:23:12 AM] Anna (Fabula): Mikael Shorn, Je'gan Olra'en, Aleidis Ijet knows the basics of it.
[10:23:32 AM] Spenser: So no, no one really uses Makashi.
[10:25:08 AM] Anna (Fabula): Suhr, Turin Val Kur, Jacques Cavill...
[10:25:13 AM] Anna (Fabula): But no, it's a very uncommon form on this site.
[10:25:20 AM] Anna (Fabula): Makashi, Shii-Cho, and Niman are the unfavorites.
[10:25:24 AM] Anna (Fabula): Everything else is here in spades.
[10:26:11 AM] Spenser: Well good. Let's see what happens when you put a Shii-Cho master up against Makashi.
[10:26:45 AM] Anna (Fabula): I -guarantee- that Ashin has fought Makashi more times than you have cigars stashed in Ayden's glovebox.
[10:27:14 AM] Spenser: I think you're underestimating how many cigars I can fit in a glovebox.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

It's not even a glovebox.

It's all of Cuba.

 

[Ayden Cater]

Look, a man has to have his hobbies and recreational activities.

 

[Ashin Varanin]

But did they all have to be so...Freudian?

 

[Ashin Varanin]

@[member="Seroth Ur-Rahn"]
@[member="Spencer Jacobs"]

[1:07:26 PM] Justine: I voted for Han Solo
[1:07:31 PM] Justine: in the presidental election
[1:07:54 PM] Faramir: What was his slogan? 'I know.'?
[1:10:57 PM] Hrayr: Vote Han Solo, "I got a bad feeling about this."
[1:11:11 PM] Faramir: XD
[1:11:39 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: HAHHAHAH
[1:11:57 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "National economies. And I thought they smelled bad...on the outside!"
[1:12:18 PM | Edited 1:12:27 PM] Faramir: Inaugural speech? "Great, kid, don't get cocky!"
[1:13:29 PM] Faramir: "Mr. President! The U.N. has refused to sanction peace keeping forces for your mission in Dubai! How do you respond!" "Then I'll see you in hell! HYAH!"
[1:13:48 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: yessssssssss
[1:14:00 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: America. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
[1:14:09 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: WHAT A PIECE OF JUNK
[1:14:30 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: The European Union. Of course I don't trust it. It IS my friend.
[1:14:49 PM] Faramir: Presidential approval rates. Never tell me the odds.
[1:16:09 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: Unemployment. It's your imagination kid.
[1:16:28 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "...rich?"
[1:16:36 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "...I dunno, i can imagine quite a bit."
[1:16:55 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: gets out of inernational trade talks
[1:17:04 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "boring conversation anyway"
[1:17:09 PM] Faramir: XDD
[1:19:53 PM] Faramir: Defuses government shut down.
[1:19:57 PM] Faramir: "Don't everyone thank me at once."
[1:20:08 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "No. THIS one goes here, THAT one goes there."
[1:21:02 PM] Faramir: Visit from the Queen: "Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me. "
[1:21:45 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: Congress passes a bill
[1:21:52 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "Damn fool, I KNEW you were gonna say that"
[1:22:28 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: Restores democracy:
[1:22:29 PM] Justine: Justine watches and eats popcorn
[1:22:35 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient."
[1:23:01 PM] Faramir: Government Bailout of Automotive Companies: "Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh? You know, sometimes I amaze even myself."
[1:23:11 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: Recession:
[1:23:15 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "Not THIS ship, sister."
[1:23:49 PM | Edited 1:24:00 PM] Faramir: Obesity Crisis: "One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner."
[1:24:23 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: On the uselessness of political theory:
[1:24:27 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "This is no cave."
[1:24:41 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: (had to fit in a Plato joke somehow)
[1:24:52 PM] Faramir: Faramir slowly peels off chair.
[1:24:58 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: Election day
[1:25:03 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW"
[1:25:16 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: and bombs a Balkan nation
[1:25:20 PM] Faramir: Election Day Loss

"It's worse."
[1:25:38 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: Keeping campaign promises:
[1:25:50 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "Yeah, well, the bounty hunter we ran into on Ord Mantell changed my mind."
[1:25:52 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: >.>
[1:25:53 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: <.<
[1:26:03 PM] Faramir: Faramir has died.
[1:26:07 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: Impeachment hearing:
[1:26:18 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "You didn't see us alone in the south passage"
[1:26:39 PM] Faramir: Guantanamo Bay Controversy:

"Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, your highness. "
[1:26:49 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "Yeah, well don't get all mushy on me, so long Princess"
[1:27:10 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: Gets back from the UN
[1:27:17 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "They never even...asked me any questions..."
[1:27:50 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: LOL
[1:28:29 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: Starts peacekeeping operation
[1:28:34 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "Ten thousand. All in advance."
[1:28:58 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: China asks for its money back
[1:29:03 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: "I don't have it WITH me"
[1:29:05 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: *shoots first*
[1:29:13 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: and with that, I'm done
[1:29:16 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: madchattin
[1:29:24 PM] Faramir: ...Oh God.

 

[Ashin Varanin]

[6:42:38 PM] Adam: Whats the quickest way to find a needle in a haystack?
[6:43:30 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: roll int he haystach
[6:43:35 PM] Adam: nah
[6:43:36 PM] Adam: burn it
[6:43:52 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: magnets!
[6:43:55 PM] Adam: lol
[6:43:58 PM] Adam: My answer
[6:44:00 PM] Jon - Essay Mode: expendable cows!
[6:44:00 PM] Adam: is more poetic
@[member="Sirella Valkner"]

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Ahem.

time = 0
location = raw_input("Where is the needle? ")
if location == "haystack":
if time <99:
time += 1
print time
else:
print "Nope. Rerun code, try again."

@[member="Ashin Varanin"]

 

[Ayden Cater]

[9:54:29 AM] Thurion Heavenshield: Fun fact: the very first time Libby and I spoke on Skype, she was drunk on Captain Morgan
[9:54:35 AM] Ayden Cater: I say "Darlin'". The drawl is my gig.
[9:54:45 AM] Anna (Fabula): GET ON MAH LEVEL
[9:54:49 AM] Ayden Cater: Anna
[9:54:50 AM] Anna (Fabula): I HAVE BEEN DOING THAT FOR MONTHS
[9:54:52 AM] Snowfall (Kära): LOL
[9:54:54 AM] Ayden Cater: I'm how many inches taller than you?
[9:54:56 AM] Snowfall (Kära): I remember that, Joakim
[9:55:00 AM] Anna (Fabula): ...Shut up. >.>;;
[9:55:03 AM] Anna (Fabula): Just shush.
[9:55:06 AM] Anna (Fabula): Shut your...
[9:55:08 AM] Snowfall (Kära): I was terrified of talking to you ;#;
[9:55:08 AM] Anna (Fabula): Shush.
[9:55:15 AM] Snowfall (Kära): * ;~;
[9:55:22 AM] Ayden Cater: ^_^
[9:55:31 AM] Anna (Fabula): #goingtokillyounow
[9:55:34 AM] Anna (Fabula): #noevidence
[9:55:41 AM] Snowfall (Kära): my laptop is musical
[9:55:48 AM] Snowfall (Kära): i press arrow keys and it makes music
[9:55:53 AM] Snowfall (Kära): maaaaaaaaaaaaagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccc
[9:56:04 AM] Ayden Cater: ...
[9:56:05 AM] Andrew: Libby, you sure you aren't drunk right now?
[9:56:05 AM] Ayden Cater: Okay
[9:56:10 AM] Ayden Cater: Who gave Kara catnip
[9:56:15 AM] Anna (Fabula): Isn't she friggin' adorable?
[9:56:15 AM] Ayden Cater: and where can I get some?
[9:56:24 AM] Snowfall (Kära): :3
[9:56:27 AM] Snowfall (Kära): Im not drunk
[9:56:29 AM] Snowfall (Kära): WELL I AM
[9:56:32 AM] Snowfall (Kära): ON LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEE
[9:56:35 AM] Snowfall (Kära): <____<
[9:56:36 AM] Anna (Fabula): XD
[9:56:36 AM] Andrew: ew.
[9:56:41 AM] Snowfall (Kära): goodlove
[9:56:41 AM] Snowfall (Kära): like
[9:56:43 AM] Anna (Fabula): Oh dear god I want this whole thing madchatted.
[9:56:45 AM] Snowfall (Kära): kittens and rainbows
[9:56:49 AM] Snowfall (Kära): :3
[9:56:55 AM] Snowfall (Kära): raaaaaaaaainnnnnnnbowwwss
[9:57:00 AM] Snowfall (Kära): Anna...
[9:57:03 AM] Snowfall (Kära): Snowfall (Kära) whispers "rainbows"
[9:57:06 AM] Andrew:
[9:57:09 AM] Anna (Fabula): Anna (Fabula) shudders.
[9:57:10 AM] Snowfall (Kära): imdying
[9:57:11 AM] Anna (Fabula): Anna (Fabula) melts.
[9:57:13 AM] Snowfall (Kära): youjustcanthearit
[9:57:22 AM] Anna (Fabula): Oh we can, hon.
[9:57:29 AM] Snowfall (Kära): I am tempted to call
[9:57:31 AM] Ayden Cater: Oh, I am soooo madchatting this.

 

[Ayden Cater]

[9:57:43 AM] Snowfall (Kära): OOO POND
[9:57:46 AM] Snowfall (Kära): I like them
[9:57:48 AM] Snowfall (Kära): they got duckies
[9:57:49 AM] Snowfall (Kära): :O
[9:57:57 AM] Anna (Fabula): I can't.
[9:58:05 AM] Anna (Fabula): I can't breathe.
[9:58:06 AM] Anna (Fabula): XD
[9:58:09 AM] Snowfall (Kära): BREATHE ANNA
[9:58:13 AM] Snowfall (Kära): OR ILL GIVE YOU THE KISS OF LIFE
[9:58:16 AM] Anna (Fabula): I NEED CPR
[9:58:20 AM] Ayden Cater: Madchatted.