Before the Crash, there was an impromptu Whose Line Is It Anyways among staff. This was (part of) the result.
[11/6/2013 2:26:02 PM] Ayden Cater: Alright, next we're gonna move on to Jedi in the Streets, Sith in the Sheets; Anna is gonna be our lovely dating contestant, with Ashin, Jacen, and Alna the three mystery dates.
[11/6/2013 2:26:14 PM] Fabula: ...You gotta be s**tting me.
[11/6/2013 2:26:30 PM] Ashin: BAHAHHAHAH
[11/6/2013 2:26:36 PM] Fabula: Hold on. Gotta dye my hair bottle blonde.
[11/6/2013 2:26:50 PM] Ashin: And get a Padawan rattail while you're at it.
[11/6/2013 2:26:53 PM] Ti'Cira: Ti'Cira has alei's in her back pocket
[11/6/2013 2:26:54 PM] Ti'Cira:
[11/6/2013 2:27:50 PM] Jacen Cavil: Did someone say Padawans?
[11/6/2013 2:28:06 PM] Jacen Cavil: Jacen Cavil sniffs the air.
[11/6/2013 2:28:26 PM] Jacen Cavil: OHHH BB
[11/6/2013 2:28:32 PM] Ayden Cater: Aright.
[11/6/2013 2:28:37 PM] Ayden Cater: Roles have been handed out.
[11/6/2013 2:28:53 PM] Ayden Cater: Anna dear, why don't you get started asking questions to our three guests?
[11/6/2013 2:29:11 PM] Ashin: *shifts his bulk in anticipation*
[11/6/2013 2:29:16 PM] Fabula: Fabula exaggerated gum-chewing motions.
[11/6/2013 2:29:23 PM] Jacen Cavil: *stares in disbelief*
[11/6/2013 2:29:33 PM] Alna: Alna licks own arm.
[11/6/2013 2:29:43 PM] Fabula: Okaaaaay, so Bachellor Number One, haaai.
[11/6/2013 2:30:15 PM] Ashin: Onnta goonta *checks out the blonde*
[11/6/2013 2:30:26 PM] Fabula: Sooo, I'm a hopeless romantic, and I've just gotta say that, like, the best place to go on our first date would be a movie. Oh! Or a beach! OH! Or a movie -on- the beach!
[11/6/2013 2:30:32 PM] Fabula: Where would -yooou- take me on our date?
[11/6/2013 2:31:26 PM] Ashin: "Dancing! Ke wanna wanga watch you dance - and you'll be dancing like a Rutian in fishnets after you try Shaddaa Slimfast!"
[11/6/2013 2:32:06 PM] Ashin: *scarfs tentacular snacks*
[11/6/2013 2:32:20 PM] Fabula: Woooow...nothing's sexier to me than, like, product placement! Moooving on. Heeeey Bachellor Number Two!
[11/6/2013 2:32:28 PM] Jacen Cavil: *scratches helmet, is super confused*
[11/6/2013 2:32:31 PM] Alna: Alna tries not to break character by laughing.
[11/6/2013 2:32:44 PM] Ayden Cater: *is already dying over here*
[11/6/2013 2:33:12 PM] Jacen Cavil: *Is blinking in disbelief, not paying anyone any attention right now.*
[11/6/2013 2:33:37 PM] Fabula: Heloooo? Bachellor Number Two? Don't keep me waiting or I'll have to find other ways to "amuse" myself.
[11/6/2013 2:33:47 PM] Jacen Cavil: lol
[11/6/2013 2:34:01 PM] Jacen Cavil: "I-I"m here. A-All yours."
[11/6/2013 2:34:39 PM] Jacen Cavil: "What's your," Is still contemplating the creatures before him. Turns to look at the woman. "Question?"
[11/6/2013 2:35:12 PM] Alna: Alna is cataloging this for Madchats.
[11/6/2013 2:35:26 PM] Fabula: Well...so I've got this biiig fancy dinner planned out. And it's got, like, scented candles and cute little puppy napkins and all that stuff. If I told you that, like, I was inviting your mother, what would you saaaaay?
[11/6/2013 2:35:40 PM] Fabula: ((I'm going to kill you all))
[11/6/2013 2:37:10 PM] Jacen Cavil: "I'd tell you that you'd probably need to go to Kamino. Then I'd ask you politely who my mother is." Still looks at the armor and two creatures running around before him right now."Then I'd come over with all my close family, (all the millions of them) and have a nice time with you...while verifying you are what you are."
[11/6/2013 2:38:02 PM] Fabula: Ooh, the cautious type. I find mysterious pasts uuuuber sexy. But it's like, I have some kind of attention-
...what was I saying? Oh yeah! Bachellor Number Three! Haaaai!
[11/6/2013 2:38:43 PM] Alna: Alna looks up from sucking on bicep, startled. "Ghawwaaaaor?"
[11/6/2013 2:38:57 PM] Fabula: (rofl)
[11/6/2013 2:39:03 PM] Ayden Cater: *loses it*
[11/6/2013 2:39:22 PM] Fabula: Hoooold on Bachellor Number Three. I've got to stop laughing my ass off.
[11/6/2013 2:39:51 PM] Ashin: (Alna is Velok)
[11/6/2013 2:40:52 PM | Edited 2:40:58 PM] Fabula: Oookay, so I've got these, like, suuper important political, like things? Like how can the Empire be so mean to those poor Ropos! And I -never- vote Republican, so it's like...I can never find a senator I like! What are your political views?
[11/6/2013 2:42:07 PM] Alna: Alna stands up, roars in fear, scoops something off of his chest and puts his fingers in his mouth. He then sits down on the floor, puts his stool on his head, and rocks in the fetal positon while licking his knees. "WAAAAOOOOAAGHHH!"
[11/6/2013 2:42:28 PM] Jacen Cavil: Jacen Cavil loses it
[11/6/2013 2:42:49 PM] Ashin: (Alna is playing a Republic senator)
[11/6/2013 2:42:49 PM] Fabula: Whoa! That's super awesome! Like, all unorthodox and stuff!
[11/6/2013 2:43:32 PM] Fabula: But because I can't understand you I'm not interested any more! Okay, so Bachellor Number One!
[11/6/2013 2:44:27 PM] Fabula: Sometimes I, like, steal my daddy's credit chit and go shopping at a big mall somewhere, and I just -pout- to him and he doesn't get onto me about it. If I were to do that with yoouuu, what would I have to do to make it up to you?
[11/6/2013 2:45:00 PM] Alna: "...whurrf."
[11/6/2013 2:46:00 PM] Jacen Cavil: Jacen Cavil points rifle as rocks are thrown at him, confusion in his eyes
[11/6/2013 2:46:01 PM] Ashin: Pah. Manga wonjee kohkpa. Ya ee eema loh kah yah lee -- and Shaddaa Slimfast! Want a snack? They're a tentaculicious part of my new weight loss regime -- just don't tell Shena!
[11/6/2013 2:46:14 PM] Ashin: *translation:
[11/6/2013 2:46:27 PM] Ashin: There will be no bargain. Soon you will learn to appreciate me.
[11/6/2013 2:46:45 PM] Ashin: *chokes*
[11/6/2013 2:46:53 PM] Ti'Cira: O.O
[11/6/2013 2:47:09 PM] Fabula: Ooh, a little controlling there. I don't know if I could take thaaat. So I run for comfort into the arms of Bachellor Number Two!
[11/6/2013 2:47:47 PM] Jacen Cavil: Jacen Cavil peers over, crazed look in his eyes behind the helmet as more rocks are thrown at him as taunts are thrown is way by the little furry creatures
[11/6/2013 2:48:05 PM] Fabula: Soooo, I've been known to, like, have a couple of crazy ex's. One of them may or may not be a Hutt, whatever. What's your stance on, like, home security. I -reeeeally- don't want people using my lip gloss while I'm out.
[11/6/2013 2:49:28 PM] Jacen Cavil: "I-well I tend to be a good judge. I keep with the same crowd mostly, we are always together. I'm a pretty crack shot." *holds his rifle up to show his skill* "But here lately I'm having trust issues myself, so I'd probably vet everyone you ever bring around while using my pension to beef up security....also what's a home?"
[11/6/2013 2:49:47 PM] Jacen Cavil: Jacen Cavil fires shots at the creatures who taunt him while wearing pieces of armor
[11/6/2013 2:49:55 PM] Jacen Cavil: Jacen Cavil misses
[11/6/2013 2:50:43 PM] Fabula: Whoaaa! So hardcore! I bet you, like, shave with a lifesaver or something!
...What? "Lightsaber?" But aren't they all pretty light?
Who cares. Bachellor Number Three!
[11/6/2013 2:51:10 PM] Alna: "Gwaaaaaroargh!?!"
[11/6/2013 2:52:31 PM] Fabula: I love that you're so go-getting! So, I've never been one for, like, camping and stuff. And I sense that you are, so...how would you convince me to come with you so we have, like, some time alooooone under the stars?
[11/6/2013 2:53:14 PM] Alna: Alna rubs face, licks fingers, then stares at hands for a full minute, eyes wide, while licking his lips.
[11/6/2013 2:53:41 PM] Ashin: Sah kootah day! Koos nooma! *continues choking*
[11/6/2013 2:54:18 PM] Jacen Cavil: "BUT 1134!! Last night was special! You lied to me! I just thought you were the silent type like me! You used me you damn dirty creatures!!"
[11/6/2013 2:54:51 PM] Alna: Alna stands up and throws his stool through a wall in blind panic. "WAAAGHAOOORAHG!"
[11/6/2013 2:55:05 PM] Fabula: Um...oookay, maybe a little violent for my tastes.
[11/6/2013 2:55:45 PM] Ayden Cater: *rolling on the ground*
[11/6/2013 2:56:16 PM] Fabula: Sooo...let's see. Ashin's a Hutt with like...a malfunctioning translator or a droid or something that keeps hitting an advertising channel.
[11/6/2013 2:56:46 PM] Fabula: Jacen is a shell-shocked war veteran. Probably a stormtrooper or a clone, something to that effect. Also he may be gay.
[11/6/2013 2:56:58 PM] Fabula: And Alna is a self-obsessed Wookiee.
[11/6/2013 2:57:05 PM] Fabula: And he's playing a self-obsessed Wookiee.
[11/6/2013 2:57:16 PM] Ayden Cater: Close!
[11/6/2013 2:57:17 PM] Alna: (har)
[11/6/2013 2:57:30 PM] Ayden Cater: Ashin is a Hutt selling diet drinks while choking on baby nautolans
[11/6/2013 2:57:36 PM] Ashin: *bows*
[11/6/2013 2:57:46 PM] Ayden Cater: Jacen is a clone trooper who just found out that his best friend is in fact a pair of Ewoks in a suit
[11/6/2013 2:57:49 PM] Jacen Cavil: *bows*
[11/6/2013 2:57:56 PM] Ayden Cater: And Alna is a Wookie covered in pistachio pudding on a bad acid trip
[11/6/2013 2:58:02 PM] Alna: -bows-
[11/6/2013 2:58:09 PM] Fabula: Fabula dying like fucking crazy.
