MAD CHATS!

[Fabula Caromed]

[6:41:45 PM] Dork (Illie): If i do Danger slash fic
[6:41:49 PM] Dork (Illie): would you post?

[6:41:52 PM] Anna (Fabula): Yes.
[6:41:57 PM] Anna (Fabula): For years.

 

[Quinn Vos]

[member="Fabula Cavataio"]

I like your chat nickname for Illie!

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

[6:41:45 PM] Dork (Illie): If i do Danger slash fic
[6:41:49 PM] Dork (Illie): would you post?

[6:41:52 PM] Anna (Fabula): Yes.
[6:41:57 PM] Anna (Fabula): For years.

It was Danger in the bedroom with the booty

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[member="Quinn Vos"] It's been like that since the old OP room. Because she's a dork. ^_^

 

[Talia]

[member="Sarge Potteiger"]

[10:49:28 PM] Cira: Loooool
[10:49:40 PM] Cira: Very true
[10:49:43 PM] Cira: He is an ass.
[11:01:30 PM] Sarge: A very large one, too.
[11:02:38 PM] Cira: That he has a very large ass?
[11:02:52 PM] Sarge: I imagine he'd have a bit of a bubble butt.
[11:02:55 PM] Sarge: Just for lols
[11:03:00 PM] Cira: LMFAO
[11:03:01 PM] Cira: BUBBLE
[11:03:02 PM] Cira: BUTT
[11:03:08 PM] Sarge: squats op
[11:03:13 PM] Cira: loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
[11:03:20 PM] Sarge: I knew that'd amuse you

 

[Gilamar Skirata]

May or may not be offensive

Spoiler

[1:15:23 PM] EXPLOSIONS EXPLOSIONS: so the vong are now the most OP thing on the board
[1:15:23 PM] EXPLOSIONS EXPLOSIONS: no force
[1:15:26 PM] Waid (Larraq, Olivia, Grozurra): Oh shut it. The Mandos are just as bad.
[1:15:27 PM] EXPLOSIONS EXPLOSIONS: and the canon weakness is gone
[1:15:38 PM] EXPLOSIONS EXPLOSIONS: as if the Vong weren't canon-****** enough
[1:15:40 PM] Waid (Larraq, Olivia, Grozurra): We have Force-fething Lizards
[1:15:50 PM] Gilamanjaro{Writing and Reading}: Yeah,
[1:15:54 PM] Waid (Larraq, Olivia, Grozurra): And armor BETTER than the Vong crab armor.
[1:16:07 PM] Waid (Larraq, Olivia, Grozurra): And we don't have to deal with a crab licking our anus as we fight.

 

[EmKay]

Salem: TODAY WAS A BAD DAY TO GIVE UP GLITTERSTIM
Neskar: make it so
Marek: mmm Glitterstim
Marek: I CONTROL THE SPICE I CONTROL THE UNIVERSE
Enigma: http://i609.photobucket.com/albums/tt171/Bustersword11/Caturday/Dunecat.jpg
Atretes: LET IT FLOW
Atretes: LET IT FLOOOWW
Salem: No
Salem: Stop that

 

[Tefka]

[4:53:05 PM] Sarge lol's
[4:53:12 PM] Tef: Jon can't LOL anymore because his kid broke his L key?
[4:53:21 PM] Tef: That's hilarious and sad
[4:53:59 PM] Jon: |o|
[4:54:03 PM] Jon: *hangs head*
[4:54:07 PM] Jon: on the p|us side,
[4:54:09 PM] Sarge: he can make tie fighters now
[4:54:14 PM] Jon: every |o| is a tie
[4:54:15 PM] Jon: that
[6:17:41 PM] Tef: Someone mad chat this
[6:17:52 PM] Tef: Jon being a gimp makes Tef laugh
[6:18:01 PM] Tef: Ho ho ho
[6:18:53 PM] Justine: Lolol
[6:32:45 PM] Jon: madchat me
[6:32:48 PM] Jon: I'm a man
[6:32:55 PM] Jon: I can endure
[6:33:02 PM] Jon: a|| of this

 

[Pa'Kar Sang]

Ordo: I think Gil and I have agreed that he is going to forfeit and follow me....
[2:59:47 AM] Ordo: Don't wait for him to confirm.
[2:59:54 AM] Ordo: You can trust me

 

[Not Ordo]

[7:31:17 AM] Ordo: http://starwarsrp.net/topic/36586-inigo-cappo-agrippa-marchelli-bontroya-iii/
[7:31:23 AM] Ordo: :|
[7:31:43 AM] Andrew Ryan: Kaine linked me
[7:31:45 AM] Andrew Ryan: I laughed
[7:31:46 AM] Andrew Ryan: so hard
[7:32:17 AM] Mia: XDDDDDDDD
[7:39:00 AM] Cira: Hmm
[7:39:04 AM] Cira: I don't like
[7:39:10 AM] Cira: This lok tart
[7:39:16 AM] Mia: ahahahahaha
[7:39:45 AM] Andrew Ryan: dem fighting words
[7:40:23 AM] Ordo: How dare You!
[7:40:24 AM] Mia: *flirty smile* hello darling *smacks round the head with pistol*
[7:40:52 AM] Ordo: I will Defend My My My Delila!
[7:41:04 AM] Jon: EN GARDE
[7:41:06 AM] Jon: WASTREL
[7:41:10 AM] Mia: LOL
[7:41:29 AM] Ordo: You nafarious Cad!
[7:41:34 AM] Ordo: Have at thee
[7:41:39 AM] Mia: you guys are making me want to watch princess bride
[7:42:31 AM] Ordo: to be honest for the last two months I have been fighting the urge to make Fezzik
[7:42:32 AM] Jon: You paltry varlet!
[7:43:13 AM] Ordo: You weak mustached baffoon! Fight Meh!
[7:43:45 AM] Jon: You hirsute troglodyte!
[7:43:55 AM] Andrew Ryan: *blinks*
[7:45:02 AM] Mia: gdi its not on netflix
[7:45:20 AM] Jon: of course not, you effeminate cur!
[7:45:27 AM] Mia: ahahaha
[7:45:55 AM] Jon: nefarious doxy!
[7:46:29 AM] Ordo: Sad excuse for a proxy
[7:46:44 AM] Jon: Small fraction of a poltroon!
[7:46:47 AM] Jon: I spit on thee
[7:47:07 AM] Ordo: That is Enough!
[7:47:21 AM] Ordo: In the Name of Delila I shall Smite thee
[7:47:32 AM] Jon: In the name of Daella I shall godmode thee
[7:48:11 AM] Ordo: My Meta handwavium has been honed over twenty years!
[7:48:39 AM] Jon: You fool! My blade is forged of pure legitium!
[7:49:48 AM] Ordo: Ligitium in the hands of a simple man harlot is still handwavium!
[7:50:11 AM] Ordo: You shall fall Mecetii!
[7:50:44 AM] Jon: NO U, Pelagia!
[7:51:09 AM] Adam: You now how I know I'm getting old?
[7:51:28 AM] Adam: when they don't fill my coffee up all the way I go back and queen until they give me more
[7:51:50 AM] Ordo: Nuh Uh Bart!
[7:51:51 AM] Mia: someone madchat this!

 

[Ak'lya]

[4:53:33 PM] Simon (Ak'lya): Is there anything (Vong Tech) can't do?
[4:53:44 PM] Kaman: Your laundry
[4:54:03 PM] Simon (Ak'lya): Not so sure about that one...
[4:54:25 PM] rhys: Want to share some info with the OS without that pesky Protectorate listening in
[4:54:27 PM] King Tallywanker (Tef): http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kaastoag
[4:54:30 PM] Kaman: Mostly because yours stinks
[4:54:32 PM] King Tallywanker (Tef): ^ laundry

And bonus:
The vong have nothing that could contain Danger

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Strask Ak'lya"]
King Tallywanker...?

[6:41:45 PM] Dork (Illie): If i do Danger slash fic
[6:41:49 PM] Dork (Illie): would you post?

[6:41:52 PM] Anna (Fabula): Yes.
[6:41:57 PM] Anna (Fabula): For years.

I dispute the accuracy of this promise....

 

[Ak'lya]

[member="Valiens Nantaris"]
He said at one point that he was only to be referred to as Tef.


And then added that and another name soon after as acceptable.

 

[Thessa Kai]

[9:29:24 PM] tahira_solo: ahaha
[9:29:37 PM] tahira_solo: Seydon the tart, still hasn't rp'd with me, I don't think.
[9:29:46 PM] Undead Ginger Rancor: He hasnt with me either
[9:29:51 PM] Undead Ginger Rancor: and we're in the same faction
[9:30:11 PM] tahira_solo: He's so shellfish.
[9:30:13 PM] tahira_solo: Get it?!
[9:30:15 PM] tahira_solo: ahahaha
[9:30:22 PM] Undead Ginger Rancor: Mermaid humor!
[9:30:25 PM] Undead Ginger Rancor: I get it
[9:30:27 PM] tahira_solo: Boom.

[member="Seydon of Arda"] [member="Delila Castillon"]

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Thessa Kai"]
You are hereby gill-ty of bad humour.

 

[Cira]

[9:33:03 PM] Cira: Love me
[9:33:13 PM] Sarge: Sarge is flopped on... again.
[9:33:17 PM] Sarge: But you're sick.
[9:33:38 PM] Cira: So you stop loving when sickness is involved?
[9:33:55 PM] Sarge: You into sick love?
[9:34:12 PM] Cira: wait...
[9:34:19 PM] Cira: what kinda context of love you talking about here
[9:34:26 PM] Sarge: i dont know
[9:34:29 PM] Sarge: what kind are you talking about
[9:34:38 PM] Cira: Regular love?
[9:34:45 PM] Sarge: that is the most vague thing
[9:34:46 PM] Sarge: ever
[9:34:48 PM] Sarge: "regular love"
[9:34:54 PM] Sarge: as opposed to what
[9:34:58 PM] Cira: It made sense in my head.
[9:34:59 PM] Sarge: "semi-irregular love"?
[9:35:05 PM] Sarge: "medium-rare love"
[9:35:16 PM] Cira: Emotional love?
[9:35:27 PM] Cira: Physical love?
[9:35:31 PM] Sarge: There ya go.
[9:35:44 PM] Sarge: How do you want to be loved, Illie.
[9:35:51 PM] Sarge: >things you shouldn't say to a married woman
[9:35:52 PM] Cira: With affection.
[9:35:59 PM] Cira: oh gosh
[9:36:02 PM] Cira: you have me
[9:36:03 PM] Cira: coughing
[9:36:05 PM] Cira: hard
[9:36:06 PM] Cira: laughing
[9:36:07 PM] Sarge: LOL
[9:36:22 PM] Cira: ow
[9:36:36 PM] Cira: i'ma
[9:36:38 PM] Cira: madchat that
[9:36:42 PM] Sarge: go for it

 

[Cira]

[11:35:09 PM] Cira: Mmmm... nothing like a well written kiss scene
[11:35:13 PM] Cira: Cira fans self
[11:35:16 PM] Talon: Lol
[11:35:31 PM] Talon: Make out with me and I'll write one for you
[11:35:39 PM] Talon: Not like
[11:35:48 PM | Edited 11:35:56 PM] Talon: Whoa that came out wrong
[11:35:51 PM] Cira: looooooooooool
[11:35:57 PM] Cira: Cira made chats

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[6:15:17 AM] Veus (Vorhi): I never seem to play conventional necromancers. My necromancy is usually based on creative applications of basic methods.
[6:15:39 AM] Veus (Vorhi): The ultimate demoralizer requires you to have create undead, and expertise in swarms.
[6:16:01 AM] Veus (Vorhi): You then buy somewhere between 75-163 chickens.
[6:16:25 AM] Veus (Vorhi): You sever their heads, and proceed to keep them in a brining barrel for three days, pickling them.
[6:16:54 AM] Anna (Fabula): Oh my god.
[6:17:00 AM] Veus (Vorhi): this, horrifiically enough, coutns as embalming, and allows you to make an undead swarm. Of zombie chicken heads.
[6:17:00 AM] Anna (Fabula): Oh my god please take this where I think you're taking it.
[6:17:36 AM] Veus (Vorhi): now, the next step, is, of course, storing a weakn fireball spell in the barrel, contingent upon it's being ruptured.
[6:18:13 AM] Veus (Vorhi): for roughly 3,500 gp, you have made a seige weapon that literally spawns flaming zombie chicken heads to peck people to death on landing.
[6:18:43 AM] Veus (Vorhi): the hard part is getting the barbarian drunk enough to trust your idea that throwing it will be "totally kick-ass."
[6:19:02 AM] Veus (Vorhi): this will liekly set you back another few hundred gold.
[6:20:17 AM] Veus (Vorhi): now, if you've got enough time to add a ventriloquism or ghastly noises spell when the barrel is thrown, I recommend "Surfin' bird" or "the funky chicken."
[6:20:42 AM | Edited 6:22:21 AM] Veus (Vorhi): Now, I am not a master tactician. I am no grand strategist.
[6:22:11 AM] Veus (Vorhi): But, even without the swarms sickening effects, and the massive fires, the sheer, unmitigated horror upon a party's face when you calmly describe the effects of the Grand Demoralizng Barrel of Fun on your enemies is somethign to be relished and savored.
[6:23:28 AM] Veus (Vorhi): The laughter of the DM as he realizes your surprise for the barricade was somethign so malevolent, so vile, and so effing crazy, is worth being experessly forbidden to build necromancers for a few campaigns.

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This is what's happened in the Factory room since you guys left. Come back to us. We love you.

 

[Ak'lya]

[member="Fabula Cavataio"]
Darn it, stop making me want to come back.

I liked that chat room.....

 

[Ayden Cater]

[1:21:13 PM] Ayden Cater: Jorus' new official title
[1:21:22 PM] Ayden Cater: Is Space Gandalf McGuyver