Oh, a "yo momma" fight!!

[Mereel Vaun]

Yo mommas so old she was in the court of Alexander the Great

 

[Matreya]

Yo mamma so old her social security number it 01

 

[Mereel Vaun]

Yo mommas so big she was the inspiration for the original death star. They just added a cannon to make it a more humane way to murder people.

 

[Matreya]

Yo mama so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter

 

[rain21199]

Yo mommas but is so big, when she sat down she was three feet taller

 

[Matreya]

DAAAAAYUUUUM

 

[Natasi Fortan]

Your mother is so fat that her boggart is a gym membership .

 

[Reyven Samoth]

Your mother is so ugly you could push her face in dough and make gorilla biscuits.

 

[Jorn Mair]

your momma so fat that when ever she takes a shower her feet dont get wet.

your momma so fat that if she goes to the beach shes the only one who gets tan.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake.

 

[Mereel Vaun]

Yo mommas so ugly she scared away slenderman, micheal Meyers, and Jason all at the same time.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Yo momma's so stupid she thought she could simply walk into Mordor.

 

[Mereel Vaun]

Well played...you win this round

 

[Verz Horak]

Yo momma so ugly, when she was born her momma said "She's a treasure!" And her dad said, "Yes, now let's bury it"

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Yo momma was so fat in middle school, that everyone sat beside her.

 

[Darren Onyx]

You're momma is so old that when you look at her yearbook you can see Jesus.

 

[Verz Horak]

Yo momma so fat, a Blue whale went " DAAAYUUUMMM"

 

[Vault]

your mother is a very nice woman and I would prefer to meet her over brunch sometime

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Yo momma's so fat, Jabba the Hutt won a game of hide and seek by hiding behind her.

 

[Verz Horak]

Yo momma so fat, she walked by the TV, and I missed three episodes