Oh, a "yo momma" fight!!

[Darren Brunswick]

Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, its a long distance call.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code.

 

[Darren Brunswick]

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Yo momma is so fat, when she stepped on a penny scale, the card read, "One at a time, please."

 

[Delila Castillon]

I just want to say every time I see this thread I think of Robot Chicken

Yo Momma is so fat they used Google Earth for her yearbook photo.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Yo momma is so thin she needs to wear skis to avoid going down the bathtub drain.

 

[Verz Horak]

Yo momma so hairy, she looked in a mirror and said "Who's that man outside the window?"

 

[Makayla Shaw]

yo momma so fat it took 3 train rides, a bus and a 2 hour drive to get from her back to her front.

yo momma so fat there is a gravitational pull around her.

Yo momma so fat she took a shower and her feet didnt get wet.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Yo momma's so ugly even the Rice Krispies won't talk to her.

 

[Darren Brunswick]

Yo mama is so fat that she was swimming in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.

 

[Verz Horak]

Yo mamma so fat, she went swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing " We are family!"

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Yo momma's so fat, she cut her leg shaving and bled gravy.

 

[Darren Brunswick]

Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Yo momma is so stupid, she was stranded on a desert island, swam halfway to home, got tired, and swam back.

 

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She scrolled all the way down for nothing.

 

[Verz Horak]

Yo momma so ugly, she made an onion cry.

 

[Feena]

Yo mama's so fat, she fell to the darkside...
And couldn't get back up!

 

[Verz Horak]

Yo momma so fat, they baptized her in Seaworld

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Yo momma's so fat she got thrown into the Sarlacc pit and got stuck. Sarlacc treated yo momma like a Tootsie Pop, found out how many licks it took to get to the center of yo momma.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Yo momma so thin, if she turned sideways, she'd be invisible.