Oh, a "yo momma" fight!!

[Jack Sparrow]

Yo momma so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch when he was only an ensign.

 

[Darren Onyx]

Yo momma has cancer and we shouldn't joke about stuff like that because she only has three months to live.

>.< Anti-Jokes are the best

 

[Mereel Vaun]

Yo mommas so ugly honey boo boos mom ain't got nothin on her

 

[Verz Horak]

Yo momma's teeth so yello, I can't believe it's not butter!

 

[Darren Onyx]

Yo momma is so fat that she should try and loose some weight before she develops a bad case of belomia.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, they look like she's got two Wookiees in a headlock.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Yo momma's so ugly. You know how she got to be so ugly? When she was young, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then landed on her face.

 

[Mereel Vaun]

Yo mommas so fat when she goes to the movie theater she takes all the rows..no one saw me edit this..

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Yo momma's so fat when Obi-Wan Kenobi saw her his first words were "That's no moon. it's a space station."

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Yo momma was so stupid, she wore a sweater to the baseball game - she heard there were a lot of fans.

 

[Darren Onyx]

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has trouble communicating with the opposite sex.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Yo momma's sooooo dumb, her greatest achievement was learning that Right Guard can go under the left arm!

 

[Darren Onyx]

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even finish this joke.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Yo momma's so fat, when she hiccups, it's like looking at a horizontal blind being adjusted.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to send a voice mail by yelling into an envelope.

 

[Verz Horak]

Yo momma so ugly, people dress up like her for Halloween.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Yo momma's so po, she can't even afford the last two letters.

 

[Tahira Solo]

Yo momma is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

 

[Darren Brunswick]

Yo mama's so fat that Jabba the Hutt had a boost in self-esteem after seeing her.

 

[Verz Horak]

Yo momma so old and fat, that when God said " Let there be light!" He had to tell her to get outta the way first.