Selling Information like it's going out of style!

[Jonathon Patches]

*shrugs*

It's in my nature.

 

[Darron Wraith]

And UTI's from what I hear...

 

[assandraStarfire]

Those whom hire me are looking for something specific; something they desire, something they can't get anywhere else. That's when they inquire about my services... and when payment details are at a premium of course.

Well I currently most desire to know where I put my keys.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

I could tell you... but it may cost you...

 

[Adele Adonai]

Mr. Patches.

 

[Daxton Bane]

Patches would you be interested in a contract? If yes, I would like to ask if you would joint post with me.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Mr. Patches.

Miss "HEAL ME!"

Patches would you be interested in a contract? If yes, I would like to ask if you would joint post with me.

I don't really do contracts per say, Mr. Bane; they are too binding for my taste, but if you have an offer, I have an ear to listen with.

 

[Adele Adonai]

Miss "HEAL ME!"

Pot to the kettle Mr. Patches.

 

[Hevana Martin]

*looks around*

I don't see any pots or kettles...

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Oh please; if anything I just die and you scold me for not informing you more!

And Miss Martin is right... there are no dishes in this thread; Tahira hasn't shown up yet!