Talk Nerdy to Me [Red Ravens Dominion of Dilbana]

[Jarven Zexxel]

Location: The Closet
Objective: Get a date
Allies: Ravens and [member="Patricia Susan Garter"]
Enemies: What are those? I didn't know enemies existed in heaven.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PNRPouqD_M

It was amazing how intoxicating intimacy could be. He could understand why so many people got drunk off of it. "How about..." started Patricia as she pressed up against him. For a moment, a wave of lust washed over him as he remembered how undressed Patricia was. This made it hard to think. Don't give up, Jarven. Stay true. He listened to her plan out their date. Not only was this woman giving him the time and day, she was seriously talking about dating him. He was truly blessed. She beamed her trademark, ice melting smile and then kissed him.

"That ALL sounds like a wonderful idea. A little song...a little dance" As he said this last part, he took her left hand and slowly spun her around 1 and a half rotations, so that her back was against his chest. Gently holding her left hand over the center of her chest (just below the collar bone), he took her right hand and gently held it over her stomach. He then slowly pulled her into his embrace. He slightly leaned down towards her ear as he spoke, "A wonderful idea in need of details, though. What kind of wine? Oh, but you must AT LEAST tell me your favorite genre of movies...Ha ha. Lee used to teach me a thing or two about cook---..." Jarven let his sentence trail off as a tear streaked down his right cheek.

Who was Lee? He knew Lee was one of many someones who had meant much to him. The more he thought about it, however, the more his mind threw up walls and began to ache. It didn't hurt as much when he stopped trying to remember, so he stopped trying. He soon reverted back into his happiness. The transition of happy-sad-happy was only long enough for someone attentive to notice briefly.

His hands started to hurt even worse. He looked at the giant gash in the wall and thought back on his actions."Wow...I...I guess I overreacted, didn't I?...When I came down to this planet, I thought I had been following the call to duty. Now, I'm not sure it was only duty that was calling me here...Eh. It sounded better in my head..."

It was then that he noticed the music for the first time. Listening to it briefly, he smiled and jokingly said to her, "Ha ha. I tell ya', that music REALLY sets the mood for me."

 

[Not Ordo]

The epic form of the great ship dropped from hyperspace and hung unmoving for a long moment. Helmetus looked out the viewport and nodded. He moon walked across the floor to whisper in Major Rod's ear.

"I claim this world in the name of me." He said, "what is it called?"

"Dilbana great and mighy Helmetus." Major Rod replied.

"Watch your mouth Mayjor." Helmetus said.

"No sir that's the name."

"Even I wouldn't stoop to such disgusting names." Helmetus said crossing his arms, "Name it Gottalove."

"Hail Helmetus." the crew said as one.

"Fething right Hail me." He said turning in a circle with outstretched arms.

The work of claiming the world done they activated their hyperdrive and went to the next world and causing Helmetus to fall on his backside.

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Jarven Zexxel"]


Patricia giggled again rather happily as she was spun around and grabbed from behind. Pressing up against him she listened to him speak but really there were a few things on her mind, most of which consisted of ripping the guy's armor off and fading to black a good ten to fifteen times over the next hour, but then again the guy did seem hell bent on dating her. Though Patricia had never really been a committed relationship type woman she thought about it now and considered it in general. Of course she wasn't going to charge into one until she was certain her children could be okay with their mother dating someone. Then there was Romeo which she did love quite a bit but he had been going full blown darkside as of late and it was getting pretty weird between the two of them and she did want to distance herself from him until he came to his senses, sadly that would never happen due to a terminal case of death.

So she just giggled again and looked up at his scruffy chin and gave his neck a quick kiss before speaking in a more polite tone. The little guy had done what most people in the Red Ravens had wet dreams about.

"Let's just save the mysteries and getting to know you parts for the date, alright cowboy?" She quickly turned back around in his arms and looked up at him her eyes meeting his and that godly attractive face and beard.

"Until then, I'll just leave you with this." Yanking him down she kissed him tenderly on the lips before breaking away and walking to get little red dress to slip it back on.

"Tomorrow, five o'clock you can find me at Park Palace apartments, top floor." She said with a wink before giggling, grabbing her data logger and exiting the room.

Fin

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

I'm a cowboy thought Jarven. She left him with more than just a kiss. She had also left him with love, purpose, and hope. She left the room, and with a happy sigh, he leaned against the shelf. His head tapped the shelf and a roll of paper towels fell and bounced off of his head. That distracted him long enough for his nerves endings in his fists to (figuratively) say, "Still here, douche bag!" He whispered to himself, "Agh!...OOOoooo...." Man, I feel really stupid...Wait, wait, wait! What had she said to him?! Ummm...tomorrow...5 pm...Antecedent's Park Palace...dinner, chatting, movie, wine...Ach, these hands of mine.

Jarven had a lot left to plan and she had left him to largely improvise. Playing hard to get, eh? The hunter in him was rife with amusement. I've never hunted like THIS before. Ha ha. Jarven left the closet, a smile plastered on his face. He collected his helmet, flashed Patricia a smile, and walked out the front door...As he was putting on his helmet, a thought occured to him

...How the frell am I getting off this planet?...​

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:wub: Fin :wub:​

 

[Dilbert Cotton]

Location: Dilbana Radisson
Objective: Stay alive and try to impress Keira
Enemies: [member="Jarven Zexxel"] [member="Patricia Susan Garter"] [member="Asteria Starcatcher"] [member="Isaac Ideus"] [member="Jalek Sathora"] [member="Keira Ticon"] [member="Foebacca"] [member="Tmoxin Temi"] [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"]
Allies: [member="Eugene Leopold"]

Dilbert almost danced out of the gift shop, bouquet of plastic and silk flowers under his arm, when he saw a group of skinny male humans and near-humans staring open mouthed at someone. The Nerd King was so excited, he thought he might have to use his inhaler. That must be her! Sure enough as he inched closer, it was Keira Ticon herself, in the flesh. The girl of his hopes, his dreams, and the reason he kept lotion beside the bed. He spit in one hand and ran it through his hair like gel. It was go time!

Strolling right up to Keira, his right hand shoved one unsuspecting hapless nerd out of his way and his left pushed the bouquet towards her.

“Keira Ticon, it’s an absolute thrill to meet you," he said, breathing heavily. Dilbert grabbed her hand and forced it to his lips. “I’m sure I need no introduction,” he said, but then introduced himself anyway. “I’m Dilbert Cotton, otherwise known as The Nerd King. I'm sure you've heard of me.”

He tilted his head and smiled almost shyly for a moment. “How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the galaxy?”

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

Location: Dilbana Radisson
Objective: Indulge Ego Trip
Allies: Ravens
Enemies: Meh

"I'm to give you a room key Miss, the lifts are over there."

A room key? The Twi'lek arched one brow, it looked like wining and dining might have just been thrown out the window. Whatever, she wasn't going to argue it now, she could hear the.. boy.. man? man-child next to her breathing. Through his mouth. Nope. Nope. Off to a Suite it was, kark this crowd. Taking the proffered key, she headed for the lift, and hit the four.

A very large male humanoid with a shirt that was striving mightily to cover his gut but failing horribly, and who's face and fingers were stained with orange was looking at her with wide eyes.

"What?"

She demanded archly. It was too much, the space was too small, and too many people were behaving in socially unacceptable manners.

"I know you! I saw you on the holonet."

He snickered, his eyes leaving her face.

"I saw a lot of you, doing things on my dollar. I think some of those things should be for me if I paid for them."

That bloody Wookiee Leak! Chiasas perfect face was temporarily marred by a snarl, as he moved in, bulk cornering her, dirty fingers reaching towards her. The Twi'lek reached into her purse, pulled out her can of mace, and without a second thought sprayed a generous stream right into his wide eyes and slightly open mouth.

*Ping!*​

The door slid open, to reveal a perfectly composed Chiasa stepping over a howling and crying man rocking on the floor.

"Rancor strength. Enjoy."

She commented smugly, striding down the hall to Suite 455. She had a a key, but was it perhaps polite to knock? He might still be getting ready she supposed. Raising a delicate orange hand she rapped on the door.

[member="Eugene Leopold"]

 

[Keira Priest]

Location: Dilbana Radisson
Objective: Don't kill Dilbert right away, at least
Allies: Ravens
Enemies: [member="Dilbert Cotton"]

A bold, straightforward introduction, if she'd ever seen one. Then again, Keira really couldn't say much, as she was usually much of the same, but in a less intimate manner. Already Dilbert left something to be desired, and they'd only met less than a second ago. The fact that he'd given her flowers wasn't overlooked, and she took them as they were offered, but it didn't completely erase the fact that he was a bit too upfront for her liking. Backing out of things now wouldn't do any good, so she conceded to going along with things for the moment. The next time he got too close to her liking, however, she would make sure he knew it. To some she may have been nothing more than a pretty face, but she made a point to let those that crossed her she was much more.

Heard of you, sure. For all the wrong reasons. Restraining a roll of her eyes she mustered her best smile, the familiar glint not quite reaching her eyes. That was for her to know and him to hopefully not find out, along with her disinterest in men on the romantic plane. Well, that last one would eventually be revealed, but not just yet. As much as she didn't like to, leading him on would be necessary. And this time she didn't feel so bad about it. "It's nice to finally meet you, too. Keira Ticon, as you already know. I don't have much of a nickname, but I've been called a few creative things over the years." And many of them less than savory monikers in this or that alien tongue.

"How does it feel?" A blink and a shrug. "Normal, I guess." Never one to put too much stock solely into appearance herself, she didn't have much of an answer for his likely rhetorical inquiry.

Having decided it was probably safe enough to no longer have to conceal her weapon, she pulled her lightsaber from her pocket with her cybernetic hand, clipping it at her waist. Given her surroundings, she figured most of them would consider it to be something of a replica, though perhaps one too real to be just that. What they didn't know wouldn't hurt them, and she didn't intend to have cause to use it. Besides, her guest likely knew that she never went anywhere without it by her side in one way or another.

"I'm afraid I've never been to something like this. Where is it we start?"

 

[Armand Temi]

Location: Suite 455, Dilbana Radisson
Objective: 2
Allies: [member="Dilbert Cotton"] [member="Chiasa Kritivaas"]
Enemies: None in Eugene's mind


Eugene couldn't resist posting another leak so right before Chiasa arrived, he went to post another Raven secret for good measure. But when VPNed into the Wookiee Leaks data network he saw nothing. He tapped out a few commands, thinking perhaps there was some kind of encryption issue but it became clear that most of his personal files had disappeared. No, no, no, no, no, no! This can't be happening, he thought.

He breathed deep and then gingerly set his datapad down. He was determined to not let this little problem interrupt his date. He would deal with it later. And with [member="Cryax Bane"] because he knew that the only slicer capable of wiping out Eugene's entire harddrive was the Chiss hacker.

He looked up when there was a knock on the door. He tightened the belt of his fluffy, white robe and eagerly strode over to answer the door.

There she was, finalement. The beautiful Raven Twi'lek looking slinky and sultry in a long cut-out dress which accentuated the exotic stripes on her body. Don't pass out, thought Eugene, his long dormant social anxiety spiking. But he calmed himself and said, "Please come in." Chiasa wouldn't be able to tell what was making the infochant more flustered, the sight of her or the fact that Wookiee Leaks had been compromised.

He didn't seem perturbed at all by the fact he was woefully under-dressed for a candlelight dinner which is what Chiasa would see when she entered the room. In the main suite there was a table lit with tall candles and filled with food and delicacies. "I had the chef make Rycrit stew. I hope it's to your liking," he said, opening the lid on a silver pot and letting the fungus-filled fragrance waft through the room. "And our holocam operator is over there," he said pointing to the holo operator standing awkwardly in the corner.

"I'm a man of my word, Chiasa. You will come to find that out" he added.

"Would my beautiful guest like to eat first? Or would you like to get right down to the holopic shoot?" Eugene asked. Foreplay wasn't his area of expertise but by the maker, he was trying!