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Techno Union invasion of Rebel Alliance Geonosis

[member="Darth Kentarch"]

Perhaps you need to catch up with me.......:)

I drank enough for the both of us tonight.

Words of wisdom: "When you husband/boyfriend says do a shot with me....make sure you know what the shot is rather than just throwing it back." Stupid husband. Love you.....even though you play a Mando!
 

Oddball

This is what happens when you tap the glass
[member="Darth Venefica"]

Fact, noun. Something that is reality or indisputably true.

Fact. I'll beat that ass black and blue
 
[member="Oddball"]

Really...hmm.....interesting.

Fact, noun. Something that is reality or indisputably true.

Fact....I've sent boys with more hair on their manparts chest than you to an early grave.

Fact, noun. Something that is reality or indisputably true.

Fact....I regret killing those weaker than me...but fools will be fools.
 
[member="Oddball"]

Test....what kind of test would you like?

Geology?

Alchemy?

Science?

Mathematics?

History?

Chemical Engineering?

Sociology?

Psychology?

Art?

Sports?

Please....pick any category you want me to test you on. Oh wait.....it was the manparts that offending you. Men.....so wary about that.
 

Oddball

This is what happens when you tap the glass
[member="Darth Venefica"]

Biology. Specifically what happens to your face when I put a blaster through it. Personally I think I'd get an A+
 

Oddball

This is what happens when you tap the glass
[member="Darth Venefica"]

You must have, I mean look at your face. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put that mess back together again.
 

Oddball

This is what happens when you tap the glass
[member="Darth Venefica"]

Yes m'lady, and I fear not even those rhymes can do thou's hideous face poetic justice. I hath failed thee.
 

Oddball

This is what happens when you tap the glass
[member="Silara Kuhn"]

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The most ugly ;-;
 

Oddball

This is what happens when you tap the glass
[member="Silara Kuhn"]

I WAS BORN THIS WAY!! D;

[member="Darth Venefica"]

You are not good at this trash talk thing :p
 
[member="Oddball"]

Trash talking....is that what you are trying to drag out of me. Foolish me.....I thought you were making some feeble attempt at foreplay. I don't trash talk....it's pointless and beneath me.

However, I'll forgo my perfect upbringing as a classy woman and indulge you.

1. You have a face only a Mother would suffocate.

2. When you were created with that face, Jango slapped himself senseless!

3. The day you slinked out of a tube, a Kamino said "what a treasure we found!" The other Kamino in the room replied, "Yep...now take out back and bury it!"

4. If the Kaminos sought to make perfection....then what's your excuse!


Again.....trash talking is beneath me like I said.
 

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