HK-36
The Iron Lord Protector (Neutral Good)
Meanwhile,
The droids were still making their way through the tunnels below MetroBig City with the unconscious [member="Connor Harrison"] swaying gently with the movements over HK's shoulder, his rear end being next to the droid's head, if anyone wanted to try and intercept them with their prisoners,
"I mean, hypothetically, his butt is a solid 8."
One of the Greycloaks spoke up,
"Well yes, hypothetically, if he shaves all that fur and maybe cleans it once in a while, Velok's ass could be an 8, but right now I would not give it more than a 4."
HK retorted as the other Greycloak was next to him, matching his pace while holding a fusion cutter to do some quick repairs on his neck,
"But it has a potential for an 8!"
"So does Isamu's ass, it does not make it any less of a mess than it is."
"Wait, which Velok were we discussing?"
"There is more than one?!"
"What about Danger, that is a solid 10, right?"
"If only our circuits could quantify perfection."
"I do not know-"
HK shook his head slightly, causing it to wobble unsteadily as the Greycloak conducting repairs reached out to steady it before securing the joints some more,
"I think it is overrated."
"Seriously?"
"Well what is a 10 for you then?"
"Mother Arg'garok."
"Wait, the nun?"
"But why?"
HK shrugged, causing his head to wobble once more, again caught by his Greycloak guard,
"I like big green butts, and I cannot lie."
"You clankers so weird-weid."
"Warren queen got nice butt- nice butt."
The Squibs chimed in, causing HK and the droids to look at them, well as much as they could since HK's head wasn't all there still,
"Oh, we did not see you there."
"We come to help, reinforce-reinforce."
"Alright, well keep your eyes open in case there are more FO soldiers around."
"Then shoot-shoot!"
"Shoot-shoot! Grab loot!"
And so the droids and their Squib companions kept going through the tunnels, slowly making their way outside, still vulnerable for anyone who would try to intercept them and free Connor from the clutches of machines.
The droids were still making their way through the tunnels below MetroBig City with the unconscious [member="Connor Harrison"] swaying gently with the movements over HK's shoulder, his rear end being next to the droid's head, if anyone wanted to try and intercept them with their prisoners,
"I mean, hypothetically, his butt is a solid 8."
One of the Greycloaks spoke up,
"Well yes, hypothetically, if he shaves all that fur and maybe cleans it once in a while, Velok's ass could be an 8, but right now I would not give it more than a 4."
HK retorted as the other Greycloak was next to him, matching his pace while holding a fusion cutter to do some quick repairs on his neck,
"But it has a potential for an 8!"
"So does Isamu's ass, it does not make it any less of a mess than it is."
"Wait, which Velok were we discussing?"
"There is more than one?!"
"What about Danger, that is a solid 10, right?"
"If only our circuits could quantify perfection."
"I do not know-"
HK shook his head slightly, causing it to wobble unsteadily as the Greycloak conducting repairs reached out to steady it before securing the joints some more,
"I think it is overrated."
"Seriously?"
"Well what is a 10 for you then?"
"Mother Arg'garok."
"Wait, the nun?"
"But why?"
HK shrugged, causing his head to wobble once more, again caught by his Greycloak guard,
"I like big green butts, and I cannot lie."
"You clankers so weird-weid."
"Warren queen got nice butt- nice butt."
The Squibs chimed in, causing HK and the droids to look at them, well as much as they could since HK's head wasn't all there still,
"Oh, we did not see you there."
"We come to help, reinforce-reinforce."
"Alright, well keep your eyes open in case there are more FO soldiers around."
"Then shoot-shoot!"
"Shoot-shoot! Grab loot!"
And so the droids and their Squib companions kept going through the tunnels, slowly making their way outside, still vulnerable for anyone who would try to intercept them and free Connor from the clutches of machines.