The worst case scenario game

[Vulpesen]

You did more than kiss your sister.

You go hunting in the woods.

 

[William Bradley]

You do more then kiss the deer

Your in Episode VIII

 

[Lauri Törni]

And your scene is gonna be cut.

you ask for salt at a fancy dinner.

 

[William Bradley]

They give you pepper and your allergic to it.

You are set to become a famous singer.

 

[Adron Malvern]

You go tone deaf the night of your biggest concert.


The World swears allegiance to you.

 

[William Bradley]

Yet no one lives on the world


You are made King

 

[Vent Ordis]

But the next day you uh trip on a rock and gain amnesia.


You're waiting to go to the bathroom.

 

[Marina DeVoe]

But you're in hiding from being chased by troopers still searching the dark alleyways for you...so.... yea.

You bail out of a small fighter before it crashes..only to parachute gently down...down...heading down dead center into a sarlak pit.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

If it were me, that's the worst case scenario for the sarlaac.

Poor sarlaac.

 

[Marina DeVoe]

...cause he'll suffer indigestion?..?? :huh:


You draw out your weapon, but find that you left it at home...

 

[Zavii]

but you remember that you live out of a backpack so you're good
(cheating, but you kinda already completed that one yourself)

you inherit Hugh Hefner's estate and charisma...

 

[Marina DeVoe]

But the mansion lacks playboys.... (Ok, I got this game...if ever I can shut my mouth in time)


You find a lottery ticket that matches today's winning numbers...

 

[Lauri Törni]

But it is only after the ticket has expired.


You are going for a walk in a park

 

[Ayda Elisantra]

But you bet on the wrong block in the pool.

You stumble upon a hundred credit bill.

 

[Matt the Radar Tech]

But it's laced with a parasitic poison that results in the body being eaten by foot-long larvae from the inside out.

You stumble into Jabba's court...

 

[Ayda Elisantra]

Thinking it was an indoor pool party and you're standing there in your bikini.


You quick draw on a Dodian.

 

[increllable]

But, alas, it is actually chocolate with gold, money, and jewel wrapped designs.

You finally get that pet you have always yearned for.

 

[Matt the Radar Tech]

To Hotel del Sarlacc... it is what it seems.

You're attending a fighting match, watching the combatants in the ring. Unfortunately some of the strange colored blood splatters onto your face...

 

[Ayda Elisantra]

It's the devoted spouse.


You're about to pounce on your target.

 

[Lauri Törni]

But someone steals your kill

You are about to go to sleep