The worst case scenario game

[The Noble Scoundrel]

The sound of banjos circling the house like sharks.

Your best friend stares at you hungrily...

 

[Eralam]

Your best friend is a zombie.

You decide to go fishing down by the creek.

 

[Kana Truden]

When a Mirelurk ambushes you out of nowhere.

You find out you're an android.

 

[Akio Diachi]

Living in the world where humanity hunts down and kills robots. You spend the rest of your days running form your life, only to die the inglorious death of falling in a vat of in-a-can cheese.

You look to see what time it is....

 

[The Noble Scoundrel]

and you realize how much of your life that you've wasted.

You live in a world where online multiplayer and DLC for video games are always free...

 

[Preliat Mantis]

But they're only Nintendo games.

You have to go to boot camp on the day Star Wars VII comes out....

 

[Becdaua Ikon]

Everyone else there managed to see it all, and slowly they spoiler the entire movie for you


It's Monday and you remember you had...

 

[Kalyn Tal'verda]

To disable a time bomb, but then you remember, you have no hands, but your the only person skilled enough to do the job, and the only bomb defusal people left, are incompetent third graders, who speak Russian, and you don't speak Russian, and they are also deaf, and blind.

You open your fridge to discover...

 

[Jak Sandrow]

you are suddenly the opposite of your current sexuality. I don't judge.


You become Superman, and there is no such thing as kryptonite, but....

 

[Des Kilori]

You are allergic to people

You get the lottery winning numbers...

 

[Eralam]

And a bullet to the head when your best friend finds out.

You get a shiny new car.

 

[Des Kilori]

Your convicted felon ex-wife finds out.

You become immune to all disease

 

[Darth Ophidia]

But you are obsessed with suicide by viral infection.

You're ready to take a bath

 

[Eralam]

But all you can find is ice, ice, baby.

You decide to shop for a new wallet.

 

[The Noble Scoundrel]

but, you're in Soviet Russia. So, a new wallet shops for you.

There's a cookie jar on the top shelf and you REALLY want a cookie. But, Mom tells you not to eat a cookie before dinner...

 

[Des Kilori]

You open it only to find out it's a bom--

You are the richest person in the galaxy.

 

[Skylar Ichor]

but you realize have no comprehension of love and murder everyone around you until a young child stabs you in the leg and you die from blood loss, with no heir.

You find out you're actually a boy/girl..

 

[Space Prius]

who is dead

You are given a chance to become the most powerful and rich man/woman on earth...

 

[The Noble Scoundrel]

and then the person who offers the chance to you says, "Oops! We have the wrong guy/girl."

You're being chased by dogs...

 

[Elion Menaio]

and one of the dogs grabs a hold of your skirt and pulling it down so you trip on it. You are eaten alive and half naked in front of a ton of people.

You are selected for the Hunger Games