The worst case scenario game

[Gravi'gor'attaque]

...But no one responds.

You save a dog from a burning vehicle...

 

[CT-8273 (Talon)]

The dog attacks you.....

your paper for college is late....

 

[Tanith Alde]

So you nuke the college....

A sith lord is pissed at you...

 

[Kitani Corandel]

because you did not invite him to brunch. Now every time during brunch time the sith lords lets out a force scream at the mere thought of crumpets and tea


You found out you had a baby mama..

 

[Tanith Alde]

*Looks down at crotch* How did I even......

You run into an old love.....

 

[Lerinku Matni]

Who seeks revenge for a broken heart. You now lay dead on the street.

You sit down for dinner.....

 

[Cloudburner]

There are bear traps on the chair.

You buy a faulty weapon....

 

[Ronan Nakasla]

...and as you brandish it, it overloads for no apparent reason and explodes violently at your centre mass, causing loss of flesh, bone, organs, your arm, and in fact it probably just kills you. Why would you buy a faulty weapon?

You decide to go for a walk through your neighbourhood...

 

[Cloudburner]

....and you get force choked for stepping on private property.


You activate your jetpack......

 

[Kalyn Tal'verda]

But it was built by a redneck who made it with ducktape and used beer cans with gasoline as the propellant, you die in a fiery explosion, probably not the best idea.

a benevolent magical entity(TM) gives you the chance to relive your childhood....

 

[Ghorua the Shark]

... But something goes wrong, and you relive the moment you were concieved... and you had to watch...

You're stargazing out in an open field...

 

[Marli - Kran - Parlovi]

When a Tractor picks you up and throws you into a wishing well. Stuck down there, you meet a leprechaun who challenges you to a rap battle. You lose.

Your Homework is not done on time.....

 

[Pyro]

your math teacher gives you an F on your semester exam until you turn it in. (has actually happened before)


You are transported into a Zelda game...

 

[Junker Pugn]

... but you are not Link. You spend almost all of your days waiting for Link to reach you.

You win a freighter in a game of sabbac...

 

[Cloudburner]

...but the players are sore losers and you get killed.

You eat food...

 

[Werah Unon]

But the food was actually your family, who you are forced to eat by a serial killer.

You read a book...

 

[Cloudburner]

...it is a Bible.

You watch TV....

 

[Werah Unon]

It is a live broadcast of the pope.

You investigate a strange potato...

 

[Cloudburner]

...It is a mine. Take Cover!

You talk to a Religious person as an Atheist...

 

[Tyberius Fel]

And the religious person turns out to be a member of the Knights Templar and promptly purges your heresy.

You become the God Emperor of Mankind...