The Worst Pickup Lines Ever

[Other Space Kaiden]

Hey girl, you're pretty hot after a few drinks

 

[Kiskla Grayson-Matteo]

Dang boy, are you my appendix because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

 

[Horaan Estidal]

*starts blowing on the girl* "Oh sorry, had to cool you off, because your so hot." I tried this...just for zeh giggles.. xD

 

[Kiskla Grayson-Matteo]

Are you a fruit? If so, you'd be a fineapple.

 

[Vora Kaar]

*pounds on chest with a hollow sound* I need ya to fill me up? oh and get me another drink if you will.

 

[Kiskla Grayson-Matteo]

Are you a beaver? Cuz DAM.

 

[Vora Kaar]

I think I just saw an angel?

 

[Kiskla Grayson-Matteo]

Nah, I scraped my knee crawling out of hell.

 

[Aleidis Zrgaat]

I wouldn't mind if you shot a womp-rat into my Beggar's Canyon.

 

[Tahira Solo]

If I was Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought.

 

[Vulpesen]

Gurl, have you been sittin' in candy because that ass is sweet.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

"T*ts out for Captain Power!"

 

[Amz]

Will you be part of my mating ritual?

 

[Jack Sparrow]

"Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me." Actually, I take that back. Turns out it worked like a charm.

 

[Jericho]

Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?

 

[Jsc]

YOLO!

 

[Kiskla Grayson-Matteo]

Next restaurant you're at, pick up a packet of sugar and hand it to someone and say "I think you forgot your nametag".

 

[Vulpesen]

Gurl look at my SWAG!

(Now if you'll excuse me, I'll just go to fall on my lightsaber)

 

[Aran Finn]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

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Enough to break the ice! Hi I'm Darren!

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[Horaan Estidal]

"i like kittens"

generally works for me...