The Worst Pickup Lines Ever

[Vulpesen]

You gonna take a sip, or am I gonna be here all night?

 

[Slade Zambrano]

*walks out of the women's bathroom.* So what are you doing tonight?

 

[Jsc]

*pushes the stewardess button on the aircraft*

*witty line here*

*tazered by Sky Marshall*

 

[Elijah Francioux]

"I know how you feel. I want to do me too."

 

[Neskar A'toll]

Hey, my name's Neskar A't- wait, no, I MEANT WILL!

 

[Atlas Kane]

Hey, babeh. Hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell out of heaven. *wink wink*

 

[Vulpesen]

the girl over there said I was alright. Wanna test it for yourself?

 

[Kad Tor]

Is that a mirror hanging from your belt, because I can see myself in your pants...

 

[Gabriel Audemars]

"Do you work for the Intergalactic Postal Service? Cause I swear I'm seein' you check out my package."

 

[Jsc]

"...Speeding? Oh but officer. You're just too fast for little ol' me?"

*ticket*

 

[Gabriel Audemars]

How much will 25 credits get me?

 

[Marmora]

"You look exotic."

 

[Jsc]

Hey there... *fakes a heart attack* ...I'm just dying to meet you.

 

[Dav Scorpio]

If I were a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?

 

[Strider Garon]

 

[Dak Va'shaden]

"I've got new socks on."

 

[Kad Tor]

Was your dad a baker cuz you got hot buns!

 

[Dak Va'shaden]

"Why don't we go back to my place and play house? You be the door, and I'll slam you."

 

[Salem Norongachi]

Grab your coat. I've got a knife... O_-

 

[Jax Malric]

You're like my pinkie toe, Small, cute, and I have the feeling I'm going to bang you on the coffee table later