The Worst Pickup Lines Ever

[Vora Kaar]

Once I just randomly kissed a girl.
......
now we have been dating for 3 months.

 

[Jsc]

~ I just met you. And this is crazy?! But here's my number. So call me, maybe? ~

 

[Jsc]

Pull my finger

 

[Jsc]

Sup be'otch!

 

[Jak Sandrow]

I have this large scab on my shoulder. Wanna see it?

 

[Erebus]

I used to have a penis, wanna come home and see my dead skin collection?

 

[Timothy Hoyt]

Leah: I love you!
Han: I know.

 

[Malok]

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. I'm bad at poetry. Bacon.

 

[Scherezade deWinter]

@[member="Abel Denko"] That would actually work on me.
Worst I've had was a guy trying to tell me I should make out with him because no one else will pity me enough to get it on.

 

[Janus Rogo]

Are you Jesus, because I'd nail you.

 

[Tormax Tryte]

if you were a vegetable
you'd be a cutecumber

 

[Fasalin]

Okay, not that I know one, but SOMEBODY has to make a lightsaber metaphor on this thread, or it's not a true nerd pickup line archive.

 

[Ben Watts]

Wanna go home?

 

[Scherezade deWinter]

IS your dad a car mechanic?
Then why do you have an extra tire around your middle?

 

[Aleidis Zrgaat]

Who here wants to be a parent?

 

[Cira]

Wanna come over to my place and make like a jelly donut?

 

[Viktor Ekhard]

"Do you have a library card I could borrow? Because I'd like to check you out."

 

[Cira]

LOL

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.

 

[Viktor Ekhard]

"Haaaaaaaaaave you met Ted?"

 

[Cira]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?